I’ve Decided That One Of The Primary Differences Between Din And Hunter Is That While Their Respective

Keep the Jedi Out of It

With input from @atagotiak (Tia), @gelpenss (Gel), and @thisarenotarealblog (Doc).

Standard initial premise: Clones take over the Republic after Fox kills Palpatine.

Fun AU Twist: in order to keep people from trying to fuck over the Jedi, and also as a backup because they trust the Jedi to at least try to save them after the initial hubbub goes down, and also as a bit of a vindication for those who don’t like their Jedi… the clones arrest all the Jedi and just keep them in the brigs etc. until they figure out how to break the news to the galaxy that Palpatine was a bigger problem than previously anticipated.

“Why did the Jedi not stop you?” “Great question! We arrested them.” “…all of them?” “Yes.” “On what grounds?” “On ‘they would have stopped us from killing the Chancellor’ grounds.”

“The Jedi couldn’t stop you from arresting them?” “We just kind of told them 'here, hold this’ and then put the force cuffs on. It was really easy, actually, they trust us way too much, it’s kinda scary. A few of them passed out without the Force to keep them awake and the medics got pissed they hadn’t been sleeping.” “…you’re saying you did this for their own good?” “No, we did it so we could kill the Chancellor.”

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“Greetings, Separatists. Today I shall be teaching you the proper stance and form to wield a Lightsaber with a curved handle such as mine. To begin with...” (I can’t think of how else to continue this so that’s it)

Mayhaps I am dumb for not knowing this but who, if anyone, trained Barriss to be a Sith???? Like okay maybe she’s not a conventional Sith and never got trained idk but :( anyone have any ideas who might have trained her to be a Sith??? Any fanon speculation from y’all??

Venti, slapping a hastily drawn sticky note onto the last page: “IT IS NOW!”

Traveler: "I want to reserve the cathedral for my wedding."

Barbara: "That's wonderful! Who are you marrying!"

Traveler: "All of them." *points to all eligible adult characters*

Barbara rapidly flipping through the bible: "Th-th-this wasn't in the book..."

Is there a Dinobot Scorn in the G1 universe?

Dear Dinosaur Determined,

Indeed, there are many such examples. For instance, in one universe, Scorn was one of two prototype models that Wheeljack and Ratchet had developed, but never completed before their untimely deaths in the Battle for Autobot City. Buried inside the Ark after Trypticon’s subsequent attack, it took a number of years of restoration before they were unearthed. Thrilled at the prospect of more siblings, Grimlock immediately set to work repairing them—or rather, he dragged Brainstorm, Highbrow, and Chromedome to the digsite to repair them for him.

Upon learning of the prototypes’ existence, the Decepticons dispatched the bestial Headmasters to secure a pair of Dinocons for their army. The ensuing battle was devastating, but the Dinobots were able to buy enough time to be joined by Scorn and Slash, and together they drove off the Decepticons.

Grimlock eagerly tried to assert his dominance as the big brother, but Scorn was indignant that, as she was technically an older prototype, she was his big sister. After a brief fistfight, Grimlock agreed to consider it. Slash, meanwhile, was quite happy to be a little sister and have all the other Dinobots spoil her. When she insisted that she was a velociraptor, not the deinonychus that Wheeljack had designed her as, her siblings listened without complaint!

Transformers More Than Meets The Eye is a wonderful comic with beautifully written characters. This is what I take away from it thus far

Transformers: Cyberverse Dinobots concept art by Eric Siebenaler.

What about Pain with no gain?

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