Hotarus-things - Why Are You Here??

Only if it's not the impeding doom of the U.S.A. cause for the next 3-4 years or so I'm stuck

ominous flask I found at a Goodwill in Phoenix AZ

Is anyone else's AO3 down it won't load and @ao3org hasn't posted anything today..... I was mid fic

reblog if you’re asexual, support asexual people or really really want a crossbow for literally no reason.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

Mach fuck! Oh my gods that's perfect!

I like to imagine a scenario where humanity just never developed energy guns and has stuck to kinetic weaponry forever and at some point some alien species thinks about messing with the wrong apex predator species.

Alien 1: "Captain, I assure you, our ships can't be breached by anything weaker than a concentrated proton beam. They barely have lasers. We'll be fine."

Alien 2: "Sub relativistic projectile incom-" gets hit by a railgun shell at mach fuck

Same time same place as 2 days ago I swear my stats class is cursed....