Needs A Hug

The poor little meow meow. The traumatised one. The one that just can't catch a break. You have a tragic backstory, and it just doesn't get better from there. You. get beaten up, sacrificed, nearly die, your crush doesn't like you back, you develop a mental disorder, almost die again... all of tumblr wants to hug you and then write angsty fanfiction about you.

Thank you for the tag bestie <333

no pressure but gotta keep the chain goin

@mlm-transmasc-al-capone @gaygh0stt

NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character. 3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister!

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httpfaeryn

4 years ago

Should I do a name reveal or something? I'm begining to feel more comfortable on this platform and with my followers and since i have anxiety its typically a diffucukt thing for me to comfortable this quickly! So i want to do something to celebrate

Much love,Peachy♡🍑

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httpfaeryn

3 years ago

top 5 god given gifts to mankind for us to cherish and rejoice in

1. bread

2. masturbation

3. drinking water when you are very thirsty

4. vegetable

5. sleep

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httpfaeryn

4 years ago

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

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httpfaeryn

5 years ago

jedediah: fellas…… it’s march. how we coping

octavius: we aren't

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httpfaeryn

4 years ago

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httpfaeryn

2 years ago

I just know jedediah is one of those men with slutty little waists

I can feel it in my bone(r)s

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httpfaeryn

5 years ago

Jedediah walked so all these new gay cowboy singers could run.

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httpfaeryn

2 years ago

quick headcannon

larry bought a 200 gallon fish tank and filled it with like hamster toys, bedding and other stuff like a hamster wheel and it’s basically a time out area for the minis(mostly jed and oct) and sometimes if it’s not something catastrophic he’ll put them in a hamster ball