Murph: You Gotta Honor The Cock

He looks like he’s gonna kill me… and I would let him

Daniel Brühl for Tapas Magazine 2015

I am, in fact, gay for Daniel Brühl

🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

This this this this this this this this this!! Also having a less conventionally attractive guy (don’t get me wrong, Daniel is hot af) that looks somewhat like me getting love online is so empowering.

If Zemo were ever confirmed to be queer I would be overjoyed. It would mean the goddamn world to me.

I've just noticed that Zemo has become something like a power fantasy character for me.

he's short, with a soft body, and the more 'common' brown hair/eyes. he's also ~vaguely ethnic~ of a general Polish/Czech area like me (even if his ethnicity is made up)

and totally not anything like other mcu characters with their washboard abs and cutting cheekbones and buff arms. or at least none of the ones you're supposed to find sexy.

but Zemo's just so undeniably confident in everything he does it makes me feel giddy with second-hand power. like yeah, I too am not your conventional wet dream, but maybe can strut my love handles in a man's direction with the confidence of a baron who knows that they are the most fuckable thing in a gang with people who look like Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan.

like, damn.

I know he's not actually queer or anything but the thought of a character like that who is also possibly dealing with things like depression and mental illness that doesn't stem from dysphoria or homophobia?? I want more of it pls.

(basically what I'm saying is Zemo has hit classic Disney Villain level representation for me)

I’m falling down a rabbit hole…

I'm a simple man: I see Daniel Brühl and I hit reblog

If I may

You absolutely may!!!! I will treasure this silly meme forever

in fucking tears rn

- Elias Hodge

"the only way out is through" maybe for you, *i* have a grappling gun

hi, you are one of my favorite blogs on this hellsite (affectionate)

im trying desperately to get better at the whole reblogging instead of just liking posts thing, since my social anxiety is high enough it also effects my social media lol

hell yeah i'm so glad you're getting better!! social anxiety is so real. i know for some people what has helped is being able to think "oh, hey, if i mess up or something bad happens, i don't know anyone here, so i can just delete my account and start over with no consequences". there's also the queue, which i know lots of people use for social anxiety.

but that may not work for you, and that's fine!!! good intentions and effort is half the battle <3

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This blog is now an amalgamation of all the fandoms Im in. Starting with Rush (2013).