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... Is this going to be the Percy Jackson movie, but even worse?

I’ve just seen the first reveals for Rings of Power and I’m feeling… disheartened at how the men look.

It feels to me like PJ’s LOTR movies were one of the only mainstream media where men (mainly Elves) were allowed to look feminine— according to our own beauty standards. Even the Men characters never looked macho even being honed warriors, the most masculine being Boromir imo…? And even then, he has this soft side for his brother and the regular Man haircut.

What attracted to me in PJ’s Legolas is that he looked so gender-non-conforming, he has this feminine look and air that made me go “WOW so boys can look like that!!” as a kid. Heck, he even was my transmasc awakening and my first window into outside norms of gender roles and presentation.

But here the men look so… Well… Normal? Except the Dwarf guy, he’s perfect, but everyone else looks like people you can meet everyday except in a fantasy cosplay. Like to go back to Elrond, it’s the whole point of Elves— they are not Men, they’re literally angels or whatever. So go wild with the design!! Make them androgynous! Add pearls and flowers in their hair, braid it with silver and gold! Decorate their ears with finely crafted decorations and pendants! And if it their hair to be short, experiment! I want to feel the magic…!!

Like have you seen the Silmarillion fanart that has been going around for years? People are amazingly creative!!

Also I don’t know if you’ve noticed but lately people have been going crazy for androgynous people like kpop stars, or actors like the Timothée Chalamets and the Dylan Sprouses. Why not take advantage of this?

Okay someone please help me with this, because i have never been on a date before, i am not even sure if its a date, she is cute, and every dating advice i find is for either straight girls, or for adults, and we are teens

Tumblr, do your thing.

How do I act on a date? Taking into account it will be a virtual one.

This girl I’ve been in love with for almost 2 years accepted to be in one with me, and we are going to watch a movie and do a video call and I’m very, very, very nervous. Things seem to finally be working for me and I don’t want to screw it up. So I’m really needing some advice and I can’t go to my family because they don’t even know I like girls.

Please help this 14 years old panicking young lesbian.

oh god when shane said that the ghoul boys’ bond was forever, he really meant f o r e v e r

Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition 2022 Patch Notes:

30% more Dragons

20% more Dungeons

New “Finesse Greatsword” for rogue players

Multiclass Extra Attacks stack

Lowered skybox to prevent flying characters from cheesing ground encounters

Buffed Coffeelocks

Raised material price of Revivify and similar spells to account for inflation

Removed Ranger

Fixed a bug with the tarrasque which allowed players to kill it

Added Metallic Greatwyrm as an option when choosing a familiar

Raised Eldritch Blast’s damage to a d12

Lowered Wizard hit dice to a d2 (flip a coin)

Goblins along the Triboar Trail crit more often to raise odds of a session 1 TPK

D&D/Homestuck crossover event begins February 1st

Raised Fireball’s radius to maximize collateral damage

Any beast or monstrosity with an Intelligence score of 3 or lower can now be instantly domesticated with a DC 10 Animal Handling check

Buffed Lucky Feat (now provides automatic critical success or critical failure)

DMs now 100% guaranteed to insert their fetishes into the game somehow

Added cheeto dust to all character sheets

Puzzles still unsolved after 10 minutes will result in the spawning of The Deus Ex Machina, an old man NPC who solves the puzzle and sucks all your characters off

Natural 1 attack rolls now kill every ally in a 100-meter radius

All spells are now affected by Wild Magic Surge

No longer need to obscure line of sight to Hide

New, rarer magic item tier (Corrupt Items), which can only be obtained by bribing the DM

All groups that don’t include “That Guy” will be assigned 6-8 extra players, selected randomly from 4chan’s userbase

We here at Wizards of the Coast had a great year, and are looking forward to another wonderful 365 days of The World’s Greatest Roleplaying Game!