Hyper-fixation-gay-edition - Sentience Was A Mistake.

I'm showing Detroit: Become Human to my friend for the first time and they've come to the conclusion that this is an accurate representation of Hank and Connor's relationship

my cat is fucking UP the dsm5 like her hungry ass

scale of aquatic creatures that look like dragons

the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER Fanfic is live on ao3! hope this causes you all tremendous distress 😘

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Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

SEE YOU IN HELL, PUNK

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

They really should teach people how to cook in school.