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Does anyone know if there is an active Kleinsen discord server, or should i make my own? Does anyone want me to make one?

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So I'm writing this fanfic, the DEH,BMC: Star trek Voyager AU, and I was a little stuck on who to put in what places, and I decided to put Zoe as the Capitan, Rich as the commander, the SQUIP as the security officer(I'm still working out that one), Michael as the Ops officer, Jeremy as the engineer, Jared as the pilot, Connor as the Doctor, Evan as a Nurse, Christine taking Kes’ place, and Alana as Seven Of Nine. I would like any input from anyone, opinions, suggestions, anything helps!

This man would do numbers on tumblr

Just found out google docs! Making fanfics now!

what if i made a Star Trek: Voyager DEH~BMC crossover AU? With Endgame Kleinsen, Implied Galaxy Gals, a sprinkle of Tree Bros, and Boyf Riends? ME, the little Kleinsen blogger.  

So my husband is back on his medieval warfare and tactics special interest lately, and he was telling me about how so many battles were lost because the knights would just disobey orders and break ranks because they got too excited and just went full Leroy Jenkins. Prey drive switches on and they see somebody running and they just blank out and go.

Which seemed really dumb to me, like people couldn’t be that stupid, until I got walloped in the face by a memory from freshman year of college.

It’s almost 10pm in the dead of winter right before Finals, I’m out at college in a high altitude desert in the biggest city I’ve ever been in during my life. My dorm is on the second floor of one of the newest buildings, which are still surrounded by construction zones for the other new buildings going up. Just past the construction zones is one of the city’s major roads. There is still snow on the ground outside, the sidewalks are ice and rock salt, and the parking lot is a slush pile. (All of this is relevant in a minute I swear, stay with me here.)

We get a knock at the door. One of my roomies answers it. There’s 2 creepy looking muscle dudes asking for another roommate, E. E is creeped out and doesn’t want to go see them, but they won’t leave, insisting they see her and talk to her out in the hall. My spider senses are tingling, the social anxiety override kicks in, and I go full Mom Friend and ask them who they are and how they know her. And dudes just take off for the stairwell.

And I took off after them.

I need y’all to understand that I was an asthmatic at altitude in a mountain city in winter at night in shorts and a t-shirt and no shoes whatsoever, and I somehow made it down two flights of stairs, out the door, down the sidewalk, across a construction zone, across the parking lot, and halfway to the road screaming at two beardy dudebros twice my size to “get back here you little creeps”, all before I had consciously realized that I had left my apartment. Something about watching two creepy guys run for it triggered something in me, some latent instinct to Search and Destroy. Like Fight or Flight but I wasn’t the one being threatened, they were the ones doing the Flight, and I had this deep, ferocious need to FIGHT.

I full on blanked out, y’all. I literally have no memory of getting down the stairs or across the parking lot or anything at all until I was watching the headlights on the road thinking “wait, where are my shoes?” It’s a little black hole. I was in the apartment, they took off running, and then bam, there I was. It was like an out of body experience, I was hearing myself shout at them and thinking “I sound like such an idiot right now omg,” and then I realized What I Had Done.

Not only was it stupid, it was super dangerous. Even aside from all the environmental dangers, if they were some kind of kidnappers they could totally have snatched me. And yet there I was, barefoot in the snow and road salt with no phone, no inhaler, and I was still hollering after them like a dog on a chain when one of my roommates came down in boots and a coat to drag me back inside.

And honestly? I’m still miffed I never caught the guys. That was my takeaway from that incident.

So yes, I believe it now. People are so unbelievably dumb and the prey drive instinct is absolutely real.

THERE’S A DISCORD???

I often think that Jared just gets a plant, but only so that, when it inevitably goes limp, Evan will be like “What are you doing!? Here, now it should be happy.”

And now Jared has a collection of plants that Evan constantly worries about, so he (Jared) can be like “My plants are sad :(,” And Evan just goes to take care of them.

😐

“Somebody I used to know” is a Kleinsen song, and I will not take criticism. 

scale of aquatic creatures that look like dragons

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

honestly no clue what I'm doing

Is this what undertale is?

was infodumping about DEH to my parents at dinner last night when I realized this:

evan doesn’t change his shirt until 47 minutes into act 1. jared, however, has a full outfit change 5 times up until this point.

disregarding the basic logic outside the fourth wall, this means one of two things:

a.) evan wears the same outfit several days in a row, or

b.) jared goes into the bathroom at school and changes in the middle of the day for no reason

I was baking a strawberry shortcake for my mom when I realized that I forgot the baking powder. I began to panic so I pulled the cakes out of the oven; they were already completely baked but they rose just fine without the baking powder? I was staring at them in confusion, trying to remember if I accidentally put yeast in the batter, when I felt a shadow loom over me. I looked over my shoulder only to find Luigi. Luigi tenderly took my hands and told me, “You need not worry, for I will accompany you in any and all of your baking endeavors.” I have never felt more loved in my life. I cried.

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

For some reason I was watching the legendary lost episode of Sherlock when John walked out of the screen and told me he was bisexual. He then transformed into a bat and flew away.

the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER Fanfic is live on ao3! hope this causes you all tremendous distress 😘

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