I Love How Some Books Have A Low Rating When The Sequel Books Have Astonishingly High Ratings. Like,

Rapidly switching between "I'm rly excited to see Tennant's doctor again!" And "I'm so pissed that they've pulled such a cheap fanservice-y move rather than introducing us properly to the actual 14th doctor" at terminal velocity.

Things said in my college class as Ghost quotes

“You young ones and your fancy music”-Nihil

“Why can I smell burning. OH SHIT ITS ME”-Dew

“Do NOT decapitate Jesus under any circumstance”-Sister Imperator

“Rodents aren’t misunderstood, people are just wrong.”-Copia

“I’d hit mick jagger with my car, but I can’t drive”-Terzo

“They are growing Brussel sprouts in the rooftop garden, DISGUSTING”-Secondo

*on the floor sobbing*“IM GOING TO COMMIT WAR CRIMES”-Aether

“I’m a Jack of all trades and a master of…maybe like three?”-Swiss

“I may be gay but I do have standards, low ones, but standards none the less”-Cirrus

“I need a cup of tea before I launch my window out a window…Wait???”-Rain

“I’m wearing shoes and it’s the governments fault”-Mountain

i’ve had a revelation

thinking "haha what if i jokingly shipped them" is your last chance to get out btw

I truly love and adore all the artwork depicting Terzo or any other Papa with a glowing eye.

But I do have to confess that everytime my immediate first thought, without fail, will be about Sans Undertale.

Gwen isn't even mad because she knows how it is when you give Merlin a lil' smooch on reflex.

Could you share some of your pre-scarlet rot Radahn HCs with us? Idk if you write for him but I’ve been thinking about him a lot lately, so maybe some fluff or general romance HCs would help with the brain rot <33

I have written a little fic about Radahn and an OC before but it is... very much Not Happy (please mind the content warning) so lemme go ahead and write some happy headcanons!

Radahn With An S/O: Headcanons

Cuddles? Hugs? Snuggles? Oh, Radahn has his partner covered; he's a very physically affectionate person, and he'll take any opportunity he can get.

He's not one to be shy about PDA either; he won't go overboard if there are other people around, of course, but he'll still wrap an arm around his partner or hold them close.

(Of course, he'd tome it down if he was asked, though. Partner's comfort and happiness are his number one priority; he wouldn't do anything they're uncomfortable with.)

Kisses from Radahn are full-on, firm but not overly rough; he wraps his arms around his lover's waist, bends or kneels so that he can reach their lips or simply lifts them up in his strong arms, presses their lips together hard enough to take his partner's breath away.

He's a warrior, and honestly, he's gonna wrestle with his partner (affectionately.) Of course, he tones it down depending on his partner's level of strength; he'd never hurt them!

If his partner has any interest in battling, he delights in sparring with them, or depending on their skill level, teaching them magic or swordfighting.

(If they're up for it, he'll make little bets with them: if they win, he'll do whatever they want, and vice versa. It can definitely lead to some fun situations!)

He's very protective. If his partner isn't a fighter themself, he'll do everything he can to keep them safe... even when they don't really need kept safe. (He can't help himself, he just wants them to be okay...)

And if he thinks his partner is in danger, thinks they're in any trouble at all, he's more than ready to go to war for them. Anyone who would harm his love will know the wrath of General Radahn!

(...he can be immediately soothed from these rather dramatic rants by a little kiss on the lips from his partner; he immediately gazes at them with soft eyes, holding them close and kissing their forehead and becoming distracted—)

Even when he's had a long day, he'll pamper his partner, wanting to spoil them in kisses and shoulder rubs as he asks how their day was and how they're doing...

He'll let them reciprocate if they ask, let them take care of him too, but it can take some convincing. He's usually the one taking care of others; being taken care of takes some getting used to!

...however... he does really, really like having his long red locks played with, brushed, and braided. He could easily be lulled to sleep solely by his partner's fingers stroking through his hair.

He's grateful for them; always grateful. He's very vocal about his love for his partner, telling them he loves them multiple times a day, always doing so before they go to sleep at night.

One of his favourite things is to go horse riding with his partner; their arms wrapped around his frame as they ride through the more scenic areas of the Lands Between.

Getting married to Radahn would be a spectacle. The entirety of Redmane Castle would be decorated in its finest, so many people invited to take part in the celebration; he would make sure his partner had whatever they wanted, could wear whatever they wanted, the works.

Speaking of celebrations; this man can absolutely party, and party hard. He can drink most people under the table and heartily laugh it off as though it's nothing.

...drunk Radahn is absolutely adorable though; extra cuddly, even more full of jokes than usual, slurring his way through telling the nearest person how much he adores his partner.

If he and his partner have or adopt a child... he's going to want to name said child Leonard if it's a boy or Leona if it's a girl, honestly. He's not unreasonable though, it can be discussed, but... it's definitely something he'd like a lot.

In general, Radahn's a fun and good-natured person, and this extends into his romantic relationships too; he'll always delight in making the one he loves smile, because there's no sight more beautiful to him.

They'll always be taken care of, always have everything they could ask for, and always be his priority; they won't go feeling unloved.

And thanks to their actions, their kindness, their affection and their genuine love... he feels more loved than he's ever felt before in his long life, too.

“I can fix him” okay but I can fix the narrative. I can recontextualize events and bring out depths of character. I can shift priorities and strengthen relationships and show that anyone can change with enough kindness and support, and that what you admired in him has been inside yourself this whole time.

when it's pride day but you don't have a girlfriend to do gay stuff with

So, did Jared ever learn how to read or is he still 19?