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12 dark mode lesson that life showed you:

1. 1% people own half of the world's wealth.

2. Most men love to think about sexual fantasies.

3. Plenty of people like extra-marital affairs.

4. Men are more likely to cheat than women. But as women become more financially independent, they are beginning to act more like men with respect to infidelity.

5. At one stage of life, you will be alone, your parents, spouse, children, no one will be with you.

6. Our time is limited in the world. One day we will be no more. Our good memories, mother's love, children's smile, will be lost.

7. Abundance of money, power, and fame makes people alone and enhances loneliness.

8. Cigarettes, Heroin, and Cocaine are harmful for our health. People still love to take it.

9. Smoking tobacco is good for the economy; smoking helps the government. On the other hand, tobacco is the second major cause of death in the world.

10. Stressful relationships in student life and professional life can ruin a successful career.

11. Nobody cares unless you are beautiful, rich, popular, or dead.

12. Most social media based celebrities are the greatest losers in real life.

"I'd rather focus on my hot, hot, hot wife." (7x09)

13 Powerful Secrets on How to Turn On Women every man MUST know.

1. Display confidence in yourself and your actions.

2. Pay attention to what she says and show interest in her thoughts.

3. Compliment her focusing on both physical and personal attributes.

4. Communicate openly and honestly.

5. Make her laugh with your sense of humor.

6. Surprise her with romantic gestures.

7. Take the lead in initiating physical intimacy, and show your manly desire.

8. Always be aware of her boundaries.

9. Be empathetic towards her feelings and experiences.

10. Use gentle touches to convey your attraction.

11. Maintain Personal Hygiene.

12. Dress in a way that makes you feel confident and attractive.

13. Share and explore new experiences together.

Please send me a fruit?

Strawberry - I’m in love with you.

Cherry - I love you.

Watermelon - I think you’re cute.

Blueberry - You’re amazing.

Kiwi - You’re pretty

Raspberry - You’re hot.

Plum - I would fuck you.

Paopu Fruit - I would date you.

Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.

Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.

Orange - I want to get to know you.

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

Lemon - I wish you would notice me.

Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

dirty jenga prompts

send a number + a pairing = get a fic! 

just a peck

kiss for 60 seconds

makeout

give a hickey

trade shirts with another player

truth or dare

drunk stories

do a bodyshot

bite someone’s lip

give a lapdance

lick someone’s neck

slap someone’s ass

7 minutes in heaven

give a mouth and ice massage until it’s molten

lick whipped cream off body part of their choice

eat chips off someone’s lap

remove one article of clothing

undress someone (one article of clothing of their choice)

take one article of someone’s clothing off with your mouth

get your lips close without touching, hold for 30 seconds

sit in someone’s lap

tie a cherry stem with you tongue

eat a banana without breaking eye contact

suck on someone’s fingers for 30 seconds

whisper something sexy into someone’s ear

never have I ever

go commando

reveal your biggest turn on

twerk for 30 seconds

act out a sex position with someone

talk dirty to them

2 truths 1 lie

french kiss

kiss their neck

cop a feel

dry hump

do a striptease

fake an orgasm

kiss down their spine

give a hickey to their inner thigh

do what they want, to them

they do what you want, to you

blindfold them, draw again

give a massage

tie their hands together, draw again

reveal your biggest sexual fantasy

perform an activity on someone of another player’s choice

take a shot of tequila off someone

feed someone something with your mouth

make a sex noise

send someone a sexy selfie

pinch someone’s butt

go into the shower together for 5 minutes (clothes optional)

blindfolded, let someone tie you up and give you a lapdance

15 Habits of Couples that last

1. They show affection both inside and outside the bedroom, nurturing their bond throughout the day.

2. They maintain trust and respect by refraining from gossiping about each other.

3. Starting and ending each day with hugs and kisses creates a strong foundation of love and connection.

4. Heading to bed together signifies unity and ensures quality time together.

5. Small gestures of kindness and thoughtfulness demonstrate their ongoing commitment to each other.

6. They cheer for each other's successes and share in the joy of accomplishments.

7. Together, they face challenges and stand united against outside influences.

8. Regular check-ins allow them to stay attuned to each other's needs and emotions.

9. Date nights are prioritized and cherished as sacred moments to nurture their relationship.

10. During disagreements, their focus is on finding common ground rather than winning arguments.

11. They share all aspects of their lives, fostering intimacy and deep connection.

12. Open and honest communication is valued, ensuring clarity and understanding in their relationship.

13. Active listening precedes thoughtful responses, fostering empathy and mutual understanding.

14. Rather than assigning blame, they focus on finding solutions and moving forward together.

15. Daily acts of sacrifice demonstrate their commitment to each other's happiness and well-being

The creampie I deserve.

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Another letter you'll never get

I'm still here wondering if you think about me. Perhaps when you see a quote or listen to a song that I showed you. Or maybe you see something and think, "I'd love to tell her about this". I don't know if I'll ever be able to stop wondering about you. You are so deep in my thoughts, in my heart I think it's impossible to remove you from these places.

wolkenleere