Please Send Me A Fruit?

Please send me a fruit?

Strawberry - I’m in love with you.

Cherry - I love you.

Watermelon - I think you’re cute.

Blueberry - You’re amazing.

Kiwi - You’re pretty

Raspberry - You’re hot.

Plum - I would fuck you.

Paopu Fruit - I would date you.

Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.

Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.

Orange - I want to get to know you.

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

Lemon - I wish you would notice me.

Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

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Dear Santa,

I know that I'm probably on your "naughty" list this year. I'm very sorry and I'll try to do better next year.

I'm not writing to you asking you to bring me toys, although a Lovesense Lush would be wonderful.

But...If it is at all possible, can you please bring me a werewolf/wolf man like the ones in the stories that I read, so that I can live out my filthiest fantasy experience. Even just one time?

Thank you Santa...I'll make sure I leave you cookies and milk by the Christmas tree.

Merry Christmas

Dear Santa,

*What are some of the signs that you are falling in love with someone*

1. If you're falling in love with someone, you might find yourself feeling physically attracted to them and wanting to be close to them.

2. When you're falling in love, you might find that you miss the other person when they're not around. You feel lonely when they're not there.

3. When you're falling in love, you might find that you're constantly thinking about the person and wondering what they're doing, how they're feeling, and when you'll see them again.

4. Falling in love often involves a strong emotional connection to the other person. You may feel a sense of deep caring and compassion for them.

5. When you're falling in love, you probably enjoy spending time with the person and love his/her company.

6. When you're falling in love, you may feel a strong desire to make the other person happy and to do things that will bring a smile to their face.

7. You’re comfortable with making little sacrifices for them.

8. When you're falling in love, you might want to spend as much time with the other person as possible.

9. When you're falling in love, you might find that you want to do things to make the other person happy. You might go out of your way to do things that make them feel loved and appreciated.

10. When they’re sad, you’re genuinely sad too.

*Take Note:*

It's important to note that everyone experiences love differently, and these signs may vary from person to person.

I will answer any question you ask

I Will Answer Any Question You Ask

I will answer any question you ask

— Nipuna (via @nipsyyy)

— nipuna (via @nipsyyy)

41 RULES TO STAY AHEAD OF THE GAME

41 RULES TO STAY AHEAD OF THE GAME

1. **Privacy is your superpower.** What others don’t know, they can’t ruin. Keep your life close to the chest—people thrive on drama.

2. **Loneliness is part of the journey.** Embrace it; it’s an art form all its own.

3. **Remember, everything is temporary.** Life is fleeting, so stay grounded and humble.

4. **Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.** Be kind; it costs nothing.

5. **Your partner mirrors you.** Choose wisely. Seek out her values just as diligently as her looks.

6. **Your mental health trumps everyone’s feelings.** Be a little selfish here; it’s vital.

7. **You don’t need more time; you need fewer distractions.** Focus is your key to success.

8. **Guard your time fiercely.** Not everyone deserves a piece of it.

9. **Surround yourself with those who truly value you.** You shouldn't have to plead for respect and appreciation.

10. **Self-love is not selfish; it’s necessary.**

11. **Treasure those who lighten your load.** They are rare gems in this world.

12. **Choose your circle with care.** The right people uplift you; the wrong ones can drag you down.

13. **Peace of mind is invaluable.** Protect it at all costs.

14. **Stop chasing love; simply live your life.** The right person will come along.

15. **Seek those who embody that “grow together” mindset.** Lift each other higher.

16. **No regrets—just lessons learned.** Dust yourself off and push forward.

17. **Pursue someone proud to have you by their side.**

18. **Never surrender.** Everyone faces tough times; pick yourself up and keep going.

19. **If you feel drained, take a step back to recharge—don’t quit.**

20. **Sometimes, you need to disappear to return stronger.**

21. **Learn from the successes of others, but let their mistakes teach you wisdom.**

22. **Want to be happy?** Stop expecting anything from anyone; nobody owes you a thing.

23. **Everything will fall into place eventually.** Keep that optimistic mindset alive.

24. **Keep grinding—your breakthrough is on the horizon.**

25. **There’s nothing more attractive than mutual effort.**

26. **Stop overthinking it in places where you’re not valued.**

27. **If no one lends a hand, take the initiative yourself. Complaining won't help.**

28. **Obsess over your growth.** It’s the best investment you can make.

29. **A heart-to-heart should never end in conflict.** Open dialogue is sacred.

30. **“I’ll do it tomorrow” is just procrastination in disguise.**

31. **Aim not to stay the same—strive to be better.**

32. **Sometimes, waiting is more powerful than forcing things to happen.**

33. **Not everyone will understand your journey, and that’s perfectly fine.**

34. **Heal so you don’t become a reflection of your past trauma.**

35. **Keep your circle small and your friends insightful.**

36. **If they’re only around temporarily, feel free to let them go permanently.**

37. **People come and go; learn how to stand strong alone.**

38. **If needed, take time to disappear and focus on yourself.**

39. **Some will resent you for refusing to be controlled.** That’s their problem.

40. **Concentrate on your improvement, not on proving yourself to others.**

41. **Never, ever return to what once broke you.**

**Keep pushing forward!**

dirty jenga prompts

send a number + a pairing = get a fic! 

just a peck

kiss for 60 seconds

makeout

give a hickey

trade shirts with another player

truth or dare

drunk stories

do a bodyshot

bite someone’s lip

give a lapdance

lick someone’s neck

slap someone’s ass

7 minutes in heaven

give a mouth and ice massage until it’s molten

lick whipped cream off body part of their choice

eat chips off someone’s lap

remove one article of clothing

undress someone (one article of clothing of their choice)

take one article of someone’s clothing off with your mouth

get your lips close without touching, hold for 30 seconds

sit in someone’s lap

tie a cherry stem with you tongue

eat a banana without breaking eye contact

suck on someone’s fingers for 30 seconds

whisper something sexy into someone’s ear

never have I ever

go commando

reveal your biggest turn on

twerk for 30 seconds

act out a sex position with someone

talk dirty to them

2 truths 1 lie

french kiss

kiss their neck

cop a feel

dry hump

do a striptease

fake an orgasm

kiss down their spine

give a hickey to their inner thigh

do what they want, to them

they do what you want, to you

blindfold them, draw again

give a massage

tie their hands together, draw again

reveal your biggest sexual fantasy

perform an activity on someone of another player’s choice

take a shot of tequila off someone

feed someone something with your mouth

make a sex noise

send someone a sexy selfie

pinch someone’s butt

go into the shower together for 5 minutes (clothes optional)

blindfolded, let someone tie you up and give you a lapdance

We Need More Signs Like This

We need more signs like this


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