Squidgy Sneks Get Sent To The CHUB TUB

Sweet little kitten Rigley

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In book six (which I read in like fifth grade) there’s a whole page that’s just spent describing a Clan Leader (who has nine lives) losing all of them one at a time due to being absolutely fucking eviscerated (he got cut open from his throat all the way down to his tail). This is the same character that is the cat equivalent of Hitler down to carrying out cat genocide so his death is very cathartic but also extremely unsettling.

The series also goes on long enough to kill off every single character by old age if necessary (though usually violence or disease), some of them more than once (their spirits get obliterated)

Bkdk little mer/human-family

Fuck love at first sight, give me friends at first sight. Maybe it's the instant recognition that whatever you have going on in your head, the person in front of you has the same stuff. It can be the spark of connection, the mirrored smile from opposite sides of a room, the companionable silence in a library, the shared boredom at a train station, the startled laugh that brings that warm, fuzzy, pleased satisfaction in the person that caused it. The joining forces for a shared objective despite being strangers, the lending a hand in the right moment, or maybe it's someone else making in the introductions, connecting two people that until now lived in close but separated quarters. There are a thousand ways to fall into a new friendship. Friendship at first sight. Adopting another person to be a part of your life, for who knows how long. Sharing a bus ride. Reading the same book and talking about it on the internet. Looking at someone and realising once again: "oh, we could be friends." Incredible.

u all want a catgirl gf until she tries to eat your goldfish

I’m not usually one to hop (haha) onto the meme train but I found that comic absolutely delightful.

Oh boy good song alert WEEE WOOO WEEE WOO

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She hopes I'm cursed forever to

Sleep on a twin-sized mattress

In somebody's attic or basement my whole life

Never graduating up in size to add another

And my nightmares will have nightmares every night

Oh, every night, every night

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I just can't imagine ever being as excited about a person or a relationship as I was circa age 9 about eating chocolate chip birthday cookie cake in the arcade section of the local roller rink