I-am-not-four-cats - I Am Five Cats

Pride month!

My cat is an ace pride icon

world’s most fucked up substitute teacher

Growth stages of various mushrooms! from young spore to wisened, old granny fungi.

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

Turns out the knife was cursed

“I pick up the knife” is now a mini-meme among my party and obviously it just means “I did something impulsive and now it’s going to take two sessions to solve.” 

DANCING GUY!! by Talbot (4yrs old)

I ran some animation workshops with kids at the State Library earlier this month. When I showed the results to my kids, Talbot wanted to have a go.

Am I just an over proud parent or is this THE MOST AMAZING THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN?!!

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.