There’s not much good news to discuss this week. So, Ray Donovan?
Oop 🤭
finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester
like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you
wack.
I am so concerned at the order of the numbers?!?! 3. 2. 1. When did that happen where did 1 2 3 go?
TOP 3 TRAITORS:
3. Brutus 2. Judas 1. Printers when you are in a hurry
thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol
Why do we say that capitalism must be “dismantled”?
You’ll hear phrases like “Smash the state!” “Eat the rich!” and “Smash capitalism!”
And, yes, of course, but… :)
However relevant those sayings are, our work must be careful, highly organized and above all planned.
Because capitalism and all of its associated systems are not discrete, abstracted entities we can attack independently.
It is a structure, like a complicated machine with many thousands of working parts…
And right now it is connected to absolutely everything.
If we do this… [picks up huge hammer and smashes the machine]
Then a lot of vulnerable people will die.
The machine was built and improved and redesigned and patched over the course of generations. It is very good at its intended purpose, which is ultimately to generate profit.
Every human being alive today relies on the byproducts of the machine to survive, without exception.
The machine’s engineers want it to keep working like it does. In fact, they want to optimise it.
That will kill all remaining life on Earth.
So, we must destroy the machine, quickly and carefully
We must examine its deadly programs and mechanics and replace them with alternatives we built together.
The engineers don’t want us tampering with the machine.
However, we make it run…
So we can make it STOP. Together.
How will YOU help us to safely dismantle the machine?
p.s. My computer is on its last legs. If you would like me to draw you a little cartoon and help me get a new computer, learn more at this post.
Boys
squidgy sneks get sent to the CHUB TUB
White allies do better….
Stop with the “oh well I’m white and i agree” or the “I’m white and I’m sorry for us” on posts about racism
Stop with the lengthy apologizes when you do something small like write the above on posts and someone calls you out on it
Stop asking me for my opinon on what this famous black person did
Stop asking me for my opinion on if a thing is racist or not
Stop asking me to explain basic racist shit to you
Stop telling black people about the time you called your racist uncle out on his racism or the protests you went to
Stop asking for my opinion on things you did that you’re scared is racist/has racist undertones
Stop with the white guilt… It ain’t helpin nobody
Stop asking one black person for their opinion on something about race… You gotta ask more black people if you want an accurate representation of something because not all of us are the same/think the same thing
Stop treating black people like we’re “professors” on racism
Google is free. Can y'all please start treating black people like actual people and not someone to teach you about racism. It’s exhausting
This tiktoker shared some simple ASL for people to know to help deaf/hoh people communicate their needs while everyone is wearing masks !
list of cinematic moments of all time (incomplete)
- spiderverse ‘whats up danger’ scene
- shrek 2 i need a hero sequence
- the incredibles; both the ‘bob discovers syndrome’s plan’ and the entire plane sequence bcs i cant pick just one of these
- prince of egypt deliver us
- the part in napoleon dynamite where the guy runs over the tupperware bowl with his car and it shatters
- iron giant you are who you choose to be
fake horse adventures
i know i made a joke post about the griffin mcelroy skirt already but:
theres more.
I wouldn’t mind a daily chat with Danny DeVito.
wake up babe new sport just dropped
like for cheese 😂
reblog for nutrient pellets 😼
ignore for poison 🤭👎
[This user believes platonic love is just as important as romantic love.]
for anon
Cute baby Salvador also this is the new home of @totally-not-four-cats
why do Tinamou eggs look like that. i want to eat them whole
Shout out to people who get non-textbook panic attacks.
Shaking/twitching
Rapid speech
Irritability
Silence
People pleasing
Fidgeting
Thundering heart
Sweating
Anxious stimming
Shutdown
It heckin sucks, and you’re rarely taken seriously if you’re not hyperventilating and bawling in the fetal position.
You’re not faking or attention seeking. You’re not broken. I hear you, I believe you.
It’s gonna be okay.