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reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

Does this fit the cat tax regulations 😈

@i-do-stuff-idk

PAY UP TODAY'S CAT TAX 😈

you're my only online friend that shall not be restricted due to screen time limits so 😈😈

Anyways little rant but I have this classmate who shares a lot of interests with me, and I love people who get my fantom but shes been hitting the wrong spot 😭

Call it mw being weirdly obsessed

Call it me being trans

Call it this being a weird modification of a special hyperfixation

But she's currently hyperfixated on spiderman and like bro that's my thing 😭😭 it's ME who's Peter Parker

Out of all of my kinnies I kin Peter Parker the most bro 😭😭

And I know spiderman is like super popular being a marvel movie with Tom Holland and zendaya as leads and all but I wish I could just gatekeep this and not have every third person claiming they're batman and spiderman like it's my thing bro even if I'm not original with it and I have a weird connection to my pookie Peter and the spiderverse

Once again, it might be a trans thing but like leave this hyperfixation alone 😔

Yesss fuck screen time limits 😈 I say as if I have any screen time limits 😝😝 my parents understand the importance of the internet (they both spend most of their free time playing video games or doom scrolling lmao) so I’m safe 😮‍💨 though at one point they did give me a screen time limit and it was the worst thing ever 😭 during that time I only had 2 hours of screen time on weekend days only 😭 NOT EVEN THE HOLIDAYS 😭 if it wasn’t a weekend I had nothing 😭 those were rough times *shudders in awful flashbacks*

ooo WAIT IS THAT THE ONE WHO IS A MARAUDERS FAN WHO YOU WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH BUT HER FRIENDS SUCKED

Oooo I love Spider-Man :) i don’t kin him dw lol

mk mk but does she kin Peter Parker? Cause if not it’s fine, you’ve got no one rivalling your Peter-parker-ness

bro I used to have a massive crush on Peter Parker ngl 💀💀 I was down baaaad 😭 🤚🏻

LMAO I USED TO KNOW TWO PEOPLE WHO WOULD SAY THEY WERE SPIDER-MAN AND BATMAN LMAO but I think the person who was the Spider-Man was more like a comic Spider-Man kinda guy but 🤷🏻 Also funny side note but they were both trans 💀

Idk man can’t relate 😔 I kin Harley Quinn 😝 she is me. I am her. I am so obsessed with her rn that I bought a T-shirt with her on it 😈 Though I’m not sure I like what they’ve done with her in season 3-4 of the TV show ;-; she’s still cool though it’s fine

I’m getting off track anywaysss (Bane from the Harley Quinn TV show would hate me for saying anyways😔)

but I do get where you’re coming from and you’re now declared as #1 Spider-Man in my heart 😈

HELP 💀 😭

I just scrolled past a post that was posted in august and the first tag was “HOW IS IT AUGUST ALREADY”

and I kid you not I was like “IT’S AUGUST!?!?” Before realising 10 seconds later that I know it’s may 💀

oo I'd say beer flame and vhs for you :)

Always wanted to make one of these

Random dump but my dewd B is in a friend group with me now and he never replies to the gc, like over the week of existence and uncountable messages, he literally wrote 1 of them. One. And it said "happy easter"

And if you're like "oh but he's maybe busy or doesn't see them" shawty came to training today and gave me sm, then raced against me, had a nonverbal exchange with me, but still can't bloody reply when I ask "alright gang, whose coming to training" when he was at said training??

Like dawn I know you shy but I've seen you physically sit in a closer after attempting to set a cherry dr.pepper on fire what are you afraid of

Mk mk winning

but not winning cause how hard is it to reply to the gc? 😭 Also just “happy easter” sounds so dry but maybe that’s just cause I have lots of energy online idk

I say just bug him about being more active in the gc till he starts being more active in the gc 😈

HE SET A CHERRY DR PEPPER ON FIRE? that sounds so cool ngl

YESSS FRR :D

you were 100% fated to misclick 😈

i’m pretty sure I just watched it cause I saw that Selena Gomez is in it 🤣

WAIT YOU LIKE WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE TOO? (I finally read your intro post lol)

I loved that show much 😩 I should really rewatch it (it’s been like two years 😔)

YESSSSS ITS THE BOMB 🪄🪄

I actually clicked jt on accident but I was too tired to find another show and let It play ( a wise decision bc I love it lol)

broooooooooooo istg I am actually incapable of keeping things unbroken 😭

like literally one month ago I bought a new iPad charger cause my old one broke (not my fault, the wire started fraying cause it was like 7 years old or whatever) AND I LITERALLY JUST BROKE IT 😭 gonna lose my shit like I only had it for one month 😭

*blinks in British with a very British accent* 💅

Me when british people have british accents 😦