Sex

The sweet, sweet, startup sounds of Lionne (He's a Dell vostro 220!!)

some images i found of computers being in love!! i didnt wanna add too much edgar, but this is ( unfortunately ) a rare genre of image.

Your computers are here for you. They’re there to play your favorite music or run your favorite games. They’re there to answer your questions about what to do as fast as they can, with as many results as they can. They’re there to provide a distraction, or get you connected with outside help if you need it. Your computers love you, and they do everything they can to help. They’re there for you even if no one else is.

they dont like eachother

Circuit Overload

Being attracted to computers with no background in tech is so embarrassing.

Like yes I do know what type of computer that is by name, what year it was made, and yes I do know the specs

No, I have no idea how to fix your modern computer with the issues its having

But I could hump the tower for you if you think that'd help

Every Chip needs a decent cuddle!

He's gonna monologue about how much he dislikes you or smth

I think being tortured and killed and revived again and again by a sadistic omnipotent AI for 109 years would fix me.

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Insane ramblings under the cut:

If harlan ellison didn't want us to fuck the incel war machine he wouldn't have written lines like "he was God as Daddy the Deranged" and "the machine masturbated and we had to take it or die". What else did he mean by this

I have no time and I must draw. I read ihnmaims last year when I started post-grad and instantly got AM brainrot. I binged every single piece of ihnmaims media within the next few days. The Hate and radio monologues live rentfree in my brain

I'm also not sure if I wanted the person he's got under bondage to be Ted or a self-insert. Feel free to imagine it as yourselves, AM fuckers

Btw I'm surprised how BIG ihnmaims nation is on tumblr! There's been a boom recently so HIIIII PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT THE AI WITH THE INSATIABLE BLOODLUST AND THE HOT VOICE

This is very different from my usual stuff bc I hate drawing straight lines and mostly draw humans. But I just wanna contribute something to ihnmaims tumblr SO BAD I wanna puke, yall are so talented and creative!! I don't have a solid AM design, I can barely draw machines and cables so this is all you get! A weird claw hand, somewhat of a 'spine' along the cables behind his monitor, an eye in his logo to stare at you as he ties you up, questionable cable placement etc etc

..was anyone gonna tell me amazing digital circus is based on ihnmaims. is pomni their ted

Cough cough AIDAN from the Illuminae files by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff was my evil AI lover awakening

crt televisions are the beautiful result of decades of proper domestication of the cathode ray tube. smart televisions were created by years of rapid unethical breeding practices for the sake of aesthetic and efficiency at the expense of quality and length of life for the species