puppy want a treat?
puppy want a fucking break from it all
She’s an over thinker, so fuck her until her brain shuts off.
I am a dog who smiles out of nervousness. Whose tail wags out of submission rather than aggression. My jowls are pinched tight, eyes squinted, ears flattened. I look up to you with the intent to deesculate the situation but will have you by your throat if you dare try to scruff me. I am a dog who smiles out of nervousness. Please do not hurt me. I don't want to fight.
— deviated-percepti0n
"i love you on purpose" "its rotten work? not to me, not if its you" "if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more" "you can say anything and i will not abandon you" "i love you like breathing" "i'll be patient for you" "it's always been you" "i'll take your hand hoping you stain mine" "i dont think we were ever strangers" "you're half of my soul, as the poets say" "i don't love you despite, i love you because"
"I know girls who spill I'm sorry's from their mouths like they pump blood to their veins. Sometimes, I am one. I know girls who apologize for asking to go to the bathroom in class, who apologize for everything because they feel like they are taking up more than their fair share of space on this planet. Everything starts with an I'm sorry and ends with one too, constant bookends that we don't even notice anymore. We delete her apology the way we delete likes and ums from speech. I know girls with ten times more apologies than misdemeanours and I wonder how often they hear It's okay. You're more than okay."
— "I'm Sorry" by Claire Luisa ( @claireluisa )
“It takes courage to live softly - to move slow, to be gentle, to not rush to judgment, to take your time, to speak unhurriedly, to fully listen to someone without being so readied to interrupt and speak, to not force or hustle, or to stay connected to your life force and deeper wellspring of creativity. It takes fearlessness to feel worthy of not constantly taking in new information. It takes an act of bravery to de to feel safe to just be.”
— India Ame'ye
It’s the way Roger causes the domino effect 😭
I need someone to animate this oh my GOD
Alr Alr but who would win in a twerking contest between all of the phone guys??? They’re all butt booty naked and covered in oil 😻😻😻😻
Ok Peter: Doesn't even know how to throw it back. He manages decently but crumbles amidst the chaos of the other phone men Steven: Second one to slip and fall Roger: First one to slip and fall Jake: Gets knocked over by Roger and Steven falling into each other (He sucked at throwing it back anyway so its no loss) Harry: he was about equal to peter but he slips and falls trying to get the other three phone men untangled Walt: Wins the twerking contest
um, hi everyone!! i just wanted to take a moment and thank you for all the lovely tags and messages, as well as all the new follows!! im a very shy poster so you guys really helped motivate me!!
i work a lot these next few days so art might be a bit slow, but i WILL post again lol, thank you!!
kiss your computer.
no, really
go up to your computer, and kiss em
they appreciate it
Why is the champagne scene in electric dreams actually pretty hot
am i the only one who genuinely found edgars first attempt at a song unbelievably fucking adorable?? if he made me silly little songs like that we would be getting so many FUCKING kisses. yes babe, give me that reversed soda advertisement melody. i love you. thank you.
Porno where a maintenance guy gets a call to fix a dryer and he comes in and instead of fucking the client he fucks the dryer okay send tweet
Being attracted to computers with no background in tech is so embarrassing.
Like yes I do know what type of computer that is by name, what year it was made, and yes I do know the specs
No, I have no idea how to fix your modern computer with the issues its having
But I could hump the tower for you if you think that'd help
objectum culture is accidentally referring to objects with pronouns other than 'it' out loud and confusing people lol... yeah my headphones use she/they actually. yeah she's a girl
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Your computers are here for you. They’re there to play your favorite music or run your favorite games. They’re there to answer your questions about what to do as fast as they can, with as many results as they can. They’re there to provide a distraction, or get you connected with outside help if you need it. Your computers love you, and they do everything they can to help. They’re there for you even if no one else is.
crt televisions are the beautiful result of decades of proper domestication of the cathode ray tube. smart televisions were created by years of rapid unethical breeding practices for the sake of aesthetic and efficiency at the expense of quality and length of life for the species