To The Tune Of “If I Was A Rich Man” From Fiddler On The Roof:

ace attorney fans are crazy bc i post a meme and someone in the tags will say sth like "oh lol that reminds me of my mom" GIRL THIS WAS ABOUT KRISTOPH GAVIN??? RUN!!!

Suddenly being hit with a massive wave of hate against trans men for some reason. I'm MtF, but if you hate trans men or have some bad take about them then just block me right now. idc how many followers i lose over this, it's awful as fuck. i'm literally dating one and he's nothing like anything u ppl are saying

So what I’m taking away from this is that that stupid fuckin snail that chases me around and plays christmas music is a cone snail.

Can’t stop thinking of a Stan and Bill friendship when Bill’s been therapy-ed. Bill’s just an inter-dimensional scammer. They’d be the best worsties.

Or maybe I’m just obsessed with Ford having to deal with his ex demon boyfriend back from the dead and twin brother that killed him bonding.

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

i realized today that i've gotten two radios as gifts. one is a vintage-style teeny one and one is an emergency radio with solar power meant for the apocalypse. do people think i really like radios? is this related to oxenfree?

Show him the fruits

Had a dream last night about a gravity falls game where you play as young Stanley having to sneak around and lie to stay out of trouble with Filbrick. It wasn't really a horror game but it had a lot of horror game-like mechanics and there was a general sense of discomfort the entire time.

The only quest I can remember is one where Stanley gets a bad report card while Stanford gets a good one. Filbrick is out doing business until tomorrow so you have until the morning to try and make it look like you got good grades. There's an option to use white out on Stanford's card while he sleeps and write your name instead.

You could also get future readings from mom, who would give hints on what will happen to you next so you can start setting up lies and stealing in advance instead of scrambling to cover yourself last minute. (If you could figure out what the readings were hinting at. They got progressively more vague as the game went on, going from "I hear" and "I see", to "I feel")

You didn't get to see what happened when Filbrick caught him, it just cut to a game over screen. You could be caught and sent to your room three times before this happens (which ends the quest you're on. Because you failed to lie well enough). There is no way to win. The game would just keep going with scenarios until you lost or gave up

There was a vending machine on the board walk that had warped reflections in the glass that corrected itself when you looked at it head-on