10 Ship Dynamics but yeah
Cool car x Cool motorcycle
Listens to 80s rock x Listens to Heavy Metal
Zero effort valedictorian x D student trying their best
Unironically listens to Bubble Gum K.K. x Blasts Master of Puppets on full volume
Incredibly inexperienced in relationships x Has been in countless, but melts every time person a does anything
Plays Minecraft x Plays Animal Crossing
Dumb x Dumber x Yet Dumber
Feral sewer rat x Elegance incarnate
“What the fuck do you mean you drink COFFEE you’re DISGUSTING” x “Ooohh strong words from a pompous asshole sipping hot leaf water”
Cat mouth x tired
Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.
What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?
“This is the best day of my life.”
“You thought you ate that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”
Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.
—
“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”
What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.
What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”
Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.
—
“Chat, is this real?”
Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”
“I wish I was Jason, 15.”
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“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.
Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”
“God, I wish that were me.”
Arius from the niche DPCU series. He’s my favorite character.
I’m friends with the creator of the series and Arius started off as just a non-canon character with a son named Tavian
When I grow up I wanna be upper middle class.
The Idiot Adventures of The Boys
(Left to right; Inigo, Miraak, Lucien, Kaidan. Image taken by The Last Dragonborn)
like if you want to eat the big glowing mushrooms in blackreach reblog if you would slice those bad boys up like a gigantic convex bioluminescent pizza and slam em back with without hesitation without remorse without dipping them in sauce
#if the mod gods will let me
Maybe opening skyrim will fix me
If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.
Stolen from reddit kjjjj