Sorry But The Fact Lando Was Even In Contention Of The Wdc This Season Is So Surreal And Special To Me,

Edgar Allan Poe went hard when he said " Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore."

I really like Wilbur Soot and even if he didn't stream for a year I'd probably still be subscribed.

I hope he's having fun exploring all the little oddities of New York City. I hope he gets to hang out in Central Park and enjoys that specifically great experience of sitting outside in chilly weather with the sun warming your face. I hope he's writing silly songs and sad songs and songs I'll sing in my car at a volume level that's probably not healthy for anyone's ears. I hope he eats too much good pizza and bad pizza and overpriced Whole Foods hot bar dinners.

That's enough being parasocial for me. Glad he's taking care of himself.

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

yk, the thing that baffles me is the fact that dream with his allegations of diddling kids didn't get as much hate as Wilbur gets for biting????

like

what the fuck?

dream allegations even had some proofs and stuff (im not going to debate whether it's real or not, i don't wanna dig into it rly)

and Will's allegations has NOTHING

absolutely nothing, what the actual hell

Is it just me or everyone imagine their fav characters that they are obsessing over in real life???

Like I'll be at work and then I imagine that bitch sitting next to me, talking to me and admiring me while I FUCKING KNOW THAT I HAVENT KISSED A MALE SPECIES IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

I don't know if that's sign of a fucking mental problem or what but I swear if I'm even Slightly upset or tired of my life i WILL open tumblr and start imagining them or talking to them (aka my wall. It be sitting there like the fuck gurl im not your man)

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime