YOU NEED
A BIG SHEET OF PAPER & A PENCIL
SOME MOTHER FUCKING MACCARONI (MAKE SURE THEY’RE DRY BRO DON’T WANT NO STICKY-ICKY MAP)
AIGHT THAT SHIT DON’T LOOK LIKE NO COUNTRY I KNOW (EXCEPT MAYBE AUSTRALIA FUCK THEM THOUGH)
ORGANIZE YOUR MACCARONI! MAKE SOME FUCKING COASTLINES!
BETTER, BUT NOT FUCKING GOOD! WHATEVER, TRACE THE COASTLINE WITH YOUR PENCIL. BE SURE TO BE SLIGHTLY SQUIGGLY AND, OH, FUCK THOSE LITTLE ISLANDS YOU MADE THEY’RE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO BE WOBBLY ENOUGH SO YOU’RE BETTER OFF USING EITHER RICE (OR SIMILAR) OR JUST TRY TO MAKE SOME REALISTIC FUCKING ISLANDS (SPOILER: YOU WON’T)
GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS WHATEVER LOOK AT THAT VAGUE SORT OF ISLAND/COUNTRY/CONTINENT SHAPED PIECE OF SHIT. SEE THE ISLANDS? I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO DAWG.
NOW TAKE A SHARPIE AND MAKE EVEN SQUIGGLIER FUCKING LINES AS YOU FILL IN YOUR ISOUNINENT
LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIT IT TOOK ME LITERALLY TEN MINUTES TO MAKE TOPS AND NOW YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT ALL YOUR DWARF-FUCKING ELVES AND LIZARD-PEOPLE WITH BOOBS
FUCKING GOOD JOB
we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me
I had a jarring moment when I went through my parent's DVD drawer and found a Men in Black VHS.
why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
I don't know if anyone else has a favorite type of cell but I do and it's a macrophage
I've lived with cats my entire life, and so I think it's funny when I look at my cat and my brain's like "you mean that's NOT a four-legged person?"
It has been 3 whole days.
How upsetting.
Link to donate:
Horrifying what has happened to Dustin Parker. Thank you Micah for shedding some light to it, I hadn't heard about it yet before seeing your IG story.
RIP Dustin
Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.
It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.
Had a dream where my cats started multiplying. Like I go upstairs, my cat Arrow's in the bathroom. I look over, Arrow's in my doorway. I look back, there are 2 Arrows in my bathroom. My other cat Marigold gets involved. They begin covering every floor surface. I figure it's a hallucination as Arrows begin stacking on top of each other. All in the same lying position, all staring at me was calm, fearless eyes, making me feel nothing.
I go downstairs again and get my parents.
"It's called being FRESH, SEXY AND FUN, YOU FLESHSACK!"
That is the best thing I've ever seen
btw, Wooloo
is a Valais Blacknose sheep
and they are just as baby
as you’d hope
Used to be Le/monBe/rry-So/da three years ago (currently 2023) but I hate this account now and what is on it so sorry but find greener pasteurs. The pasteurs here are now gray. Love u besties I'll make a better version of this someday
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