"the Last Thing The Late Pope Did Before Dying Was Setting Up The Most Complicated Blind Date Ever Planned

as a bellesco truther, looking up pics of young stanley tucci and sergio castellitto is so funny to me because stanley was so unbelievably ripped, it’s wild

meanwhile, over here we have principessa twink d’italia with his pretty lips and big sad disney princess eyes

i mean, c’mon aldo. look at him. you could totally take him. you could make him cry. make him beg for it. it would be SO EASY

this is sending me bc imagine being the bishop in charge of monitoring social media and you have to go report to the chronically offline Lawrence that ppl on twitter are saying they want to get the new Holy Father pregnant

Unpopular opinion #2

Severus wasn't in love with Lily.

He had an unhealthy emotional attachment towards her because she was his first friend, the first person ever to be nice to him and whom he could trust. There isn't a single paragraph or sentence in the canon material that implies his feelings for her were romantic, beyond the patronus thing, and that doesn't necessarily mean it was romantic.

She was his best friend, they grew up together, and Severus' life outside of her was miserable (abusive parents, bullying, bigoted housemates, the death eater cause grooming him), so it makes perfect sense he thinks of her to cast a patronus. His only happy memories were probably with her.

She was his family, his anchor, and I dare to say, his sister. And when she died because of the prophecy he overheard, he felt like he killed her himself. He condemned the only person who ever cared about him.

That's why I can't stand the common interpretation of Snape as this lovesick/simp/obsessed stalker in memes and fanon stuff. He literally said it himself, in the books:

"I thought we were friends? Best friends?"

He didn't sound disappointed, or sad, or bothered. He was stating the truth of what he felt. He wanted Lily as his friend, nothing more. And like any normal person, he was broken when he lost her.

Just sat and stared at the wall for the last couple of days trying to understand my past trauma, decided that a little sketchy Severitus would save me

when Cardinal Benítez recognises the efforts of the nuns during the conclave:

is this a safe space. do u guys pick up what i'm putting down

an au where all of rhaenyras dreams came true (the good au)

during this trip Sirius received more curses than he can count

furry priest yaoi