Love It!

But eventually somebody with overactive gold-digging glands will try this as a means of racketeering and POP! goes the weasel...

Only a matter of time...

I’ll represent you in court :)

I hope these misguided "idealists," those guided by their own self-indulgent desires, realize just this one thing: this nation takes treason, no matter how seemingly noble a cause that treason may don as a mask, as not only unconstitutional, but also punishable by death. There are better ways to create change, better ways that don't infringe upon others' rights and beliefs. But, go ahead with your angry, youthful violence... I'm sure someone, somewhere will remember you as heroic, even if that someone is, ultimately, wrong...

Ahhh, youthful idiocies abound, yet have no force...

Only 3.5% of the population is needed to overthrow the us government, 4% of the population is lgbt+

let go get this bread

About Time (2013)

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you

Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?

BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.

Grandma: What?

BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.

Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

That moment when you realize that lightning is never going to strike you directly, just all around you... sighhhhhhh.... (in those moments, all you can do is breathe and push on, remembering that you still have the rain...)

If I were inclined to wage a pointless war with someone given over to vast, sweeping generalizations, I would have to counter the OP, by asking: Does capitalism truly suck, or is it more that your grasp of that system and your aptitude for creating income and wealth suck?

I'm thinking it's the latter. Its archetypal of this site's population...

Sorry to all the BO$$ BABES out there but working sucks, money worship sucks, capitalism sucks, online influencing sucks.

That IS sexy. I love a woman with a brilliant, GOTCHA sense of humor. Sexy as fu**.

I miss this human...

“If you vote, you have no right to complain. You wanted a master, and you got one.”

— George Carlin

I could watch stuff like this all day. It's way funnier than watching our nation get unraveled by the clowns in government and the games that THEY play...

This is so funny I don’t even care for baseball but this is great

Perfect

I got both my kids with this one. Dad score!

Thanks OP, whoever you are...