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Pretty sure this didn't make into the MSM double speak for the day. Fear for your children if this despicable thing is granted chambers within the Supreme Court. She is a cog in the evil machine that is operating fircefully in the this country, in the world, these days. God help us all.
I could watch stuff like this all day. It's way funnier than watching our nation get unraveled by the clowns in government and the games that THEY play...
This is so funny I don’t even care for baseball but this is great
Unoriginal. Dave Chapelle has said this multiple times. And his spin was funnier.
A gay orgy is probably the manliest thing in existence
If this is a glimpse of the future, then I'll pass. The buildings look cool, upon first sight, but if you think about it and wander around the grounds mentally, in the right frame of mind, you'll see that these domes kind of resemble those clusters of nondescript, blasé fungi you might see in a forest or near fallen underbrush. Those genuine fungal growths look cool and natural to me, but this structure looks cold, bleak and devoid of light and life. To be sure it is a nice bit of design and engineering work, but that's about all I can say in a complimentary tone. I would come to dread my home if it were contained therein...
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So that's how the elephant keeps getting in...
I had this book once, and it was one of my treasures as a kid. Sadly, it and all of the trappings of my childhood were lost in a house fire, thanks to the landlord, one Hiram Chait, torching the place for insurance money. And it was an arson that nearly killed me as a result of my witnessing him and his friend set the blaze. I ran from them and hid in an outbuilding that was some kind of barn-garage thing, and they set that on fire, too. An old axe 🪓 saved my life, but the handle broke in the process. Too bad, because I sure would have liked to have taken a few dozen swings at the landlord and his accomplice. Especially since the son of a bitch was never prosecuted...
But yeah, very cool book for a Trekkie geek...
Star Trek Starfleet Technical Manual, 1975
This was awesome. I think I still have mine, along with the Enterprise blueprints published not long before.
Pretty cool. My daughter and I grooved on this while we walked to her school this morning. Nice tempo-setting song for walking... and we may have free-form danced in the process. Love Daughter-Dad walks!
Shared from Bing:
Hmmmm...
So, courageous Zelenskyy is not so much interested in the salvation of his countrymen and genuine freedom from oppression, so much as he is in the salvation of his own authority as president of Ukraine. To accomplish that, he has taken cues, ironically enough, from Russia and Putin, shutting down any political parties that stand in opposition to his own, as well as silencing communications sources and systems, "unifying" such into a single pro-state, pro-Zelenskyy "news and information" source. This is great for Zelenskyy and his cohorts, as they can now more effectively control propaganda and the garbage intelligence being fed to the average person, here in the U.S. and around the world, thereby ensuring that his misdirection and the dirty deals he and his cronies (The Big Guy & Son, inclusive) perpetuate behind a thickening Iron Curtain. There are actually two wars going on in Ukraine, folks, but the one that is getting little to no coverage is the one that e should be worried about, especially if we as a world population of peace-loving people truly care about stamping out tyranny and corruption.
Never believe the hype of any news source, but do your research and tool quickly find that the real truth is somewhere in the middle of all the lies.
What does it mean if I see a donkey?
That’s a horse’s head, tho.
Been there plenty of times... then I started just bleaching the hell out of the darks. Greys (and whatever color that weird orange you get from bleach is) work better for me anyway..
It's exhausting being a member of productive Trash Panda society. Pour him a drink, maybe offer a snack. Besides being hospitable, it's also a good way to turn your front porch into a Raccoon Club. Feed him and THEY will come...
“Came home to a raccoon chilling on my porch chair.”
(Source)
My Zen offering for today.
“Guinea pig getting cozy enjoying the back scratcher.”
(via)
The one flake that can't be put into the box is the one who dumped all the others onto the table...
And I have no biases against anyone, before anyone unleashes their ire on me. Hair color, skin color, eye color, ethnicity, gender, sexual preference, and all of the other motes that make up each and every one of us inhabiting this world, now, in the past, and the present, are particles that make up a greater creation, and I look at each person based on individual creative beauty. Each is unique and each is important to me. So, calm down, and just chuckle. And if you must satisfy the need for vitriol and retaliation for an imagined slight, then hit me with a Scots-Irish joke. That's my ancestral palette... I can guarantee you I won't get angry or go on a rant.
A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
He then takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then….. he said with a deep sigh” …………
“Let’s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box
I love how some members of this community rail against tyranny and censorship and injustices, but then deploy the same kind of weaponry, the same tactics, the same censorship against anyone with a differing opinion. Someone like @bornofcollision and @dostoyevsky-official , who blot out polite debate like the usual 'liberals' do these days. I don't care how much people like these individuals lie to themselves and others, fascism is fascism, and cancel culture is one of the main underpinnings of fascist movements. So, to these persons, congratulations, you are excellent fascists! Well done! I'd offer you a trophy, but I think you have plenty from your accomplishments in just showing up and weakly participating.
And I know that liberals hate being labeled themselves as anything but courageous champions of "The People," but that lie ran out of gas a long time ago, well before the Nazis (originally a movement based around the working class and the preservation of Germany) took power in the 1930s. The truth is liberals want control over everything, especially the conversation, because God forbid that a dissenting voice should be heard. So yeah, the fascist label squarrly belongs to Liberals and Leftists everywhere. Support that and them and you're part of the problem.
*For the record, I am an independent, most closely aligned with Libretarians and Constitutionalists. I do not think the 2 party system has ever worked in this country, and would love to see both the Democrat and Republican parties dismantled and outlawed, with governance directed by THE PEOPLE, as directed by the US Constitution. And yes, it can be done...
I think a lot of what is being said about Ukraine and Russia falls into the 'Fertilizer' category...
And don't even get me started about women crushing on Zelenskyy on Twitter and Instagram...
I find it amusing that Volodymyr Zelenskyy is an actor by trade. Did that make him the Ronald Reagan of Ukraine? Seriously, you just can't make this stuff up...
And one of his better known films, a rom-com, is titled "No Love in the City" (2009). In terms of how Russian combatants must feel these days, I think the title of the film sums up the general consensus of the citizenry in Kyiv.
This is the pool adjacent to the playground that contains The Fucking Slide (see the accompanying post below).
Why do I get the feeling that there are Banana Hammocks somewhere close by?
While the woman and her outfit are the loci of the frame, I'm more intrigued by the cotton ball floofy table to her right... what is going on with that? And who thought that was a good idea?
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The obvious name for this structure: The Fucking Slide.
Cringe bait
It's like she was practicing the drunken monkey style of kung-fu. I wonder at every flail of her limbs. I hope she was okay.
This is what you call targeted marketing. Quite effective in most circumstances...
Guess that one got smoked...
Ahhh, good old interstellar, celestial object skeet shooting, is there anything more satisfying?
Perseid meteor against the Milky Way, captured in Hubei, China, by Dandan Huang
This HAS to be in California.
There couldn't possibly be any way a virus could be transmitted through an act of spreading one's legs, could there? Perish the thought...
I have a discussion place in the Loathing lobe of my brain for people who come up with garbage like this...
My new mature woman crush. Her brand of humor is just my style. I wonder what else she can do with her jazz hands...🤔
The fantastic @broadwaybarbaraofficial on Instagram and TikTok 🙌
At the risk of riding a joke like a desperate jockey on a lagging nag (made a couple of Target jokes in comments and shares this week... that's what I mean...) , this set of photos is every single Target merchandising exec's wet dream. It's retro and fucking red. And plastic fantastic! They could ride this pony until Black Friday if they play their cards right... just sayin'...
Mid-Century Red Electronics Part 4 (x)(x)(x) (x)(x)(x) (x)(x)(x) Part 1 (x) Part 2 (x) Part 3 (x)
For years now, I've held Lady Gaga as the benchmark for how musicians and musical talents should interact and behave with their (her) fans, and this latest underscores that sentiment. She is everyone. Everyone, not all, singularly, herself. Feminine/ masculine/ whatever, she is that. Her eyes tell all the stories. I could see myself swimming and swooning in her eyes. I absolutely adore what she embraces. Perfecto!
I'd love to write a story about her, one that unleashes what she is, what she does, and what she brings. There's music and spectacular art in an endeavor like that, I've no doubt. So, LG (Life is definitely Good with this woman in it...), if you've a mind to, give me a shout and let's do a raw collaboration...
You're a Muse and a Goddess in my reality.
...in my reality...
Could be a title for an album... just sayin'...
Lady Gaga, photographed by Steven Meisel and styled by Edward Enninful for Vogue UK December 2021 & Vogue Italia November 2021
Pt. III
I think some law, somewhere, might be in the act of being broken in this frame...
And, might I add, I can't think of another instance in my life where I witnessed a toothbrush being used in ways inconsistent with its labeling and design. I had no idea that it was a marital aid for turtles.
... my universe is ever-expanding...
Warren Buffett is as antiquated as the financially prohibitive world he inhabits and defends against intrusion by common, everyday people...
And I'm sure he doesn't even see the contradictions interlaced in the words he spews forth. Time for someone to just fade into the woodwork, methinks...
So this shite happened...
Doris is a fucking peach.
And whatever happened to 'agree to disagree' and intelligent conversation? If we differ, let's talk about it. Don't take a passive aggressive ditch route to snipe at me like some pesky ankle-nipper. This is weak shite.
But let me know in the comments your take and opinion. I'll consider every perspective and angle. Because, after all, I'm open to everything and opposed to nothing. Nothing except, that is, chicken-shit trolls, Internet shit-and-runs, fux who shite-post and then tuck tail and delete the account or block me from any kind of rebuttal, and time-wasters
