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Jason: why is it that when I eat cold leftover pizza for breakfast, its “understandable” but when I make a pizza from scratch for breakfast, its all “what the fuck, Jason?” and “there’s clearly something wrong with you”?

I’ve been reading 1940s Batman and Detective Comics which makes panels like these

So funny, because for awhile 8 year old Dick Grayson was driving more frequently than Bruce.

Bruce even bought Dick a mini Batplane for his 8th birthday.

I just love the idea that instead of a difference in time and social norms it was young freshly Batman Bruce not having a single idea how to parent vs old father of 5-10 kids Bruce finally having figured it out.

Jason Todd icons

like if you save

“i got you, buddy”

what a wonderful first post :]

(orig psd)

emo boy batman is my everything

robert pattinson I owe you my life

Wayne manor has a swear jar and all the proceeds go to charity

Jason: *walks into “the jar room” as it has been affectionately named*

Jason, very civilly: Ahem. Fuck. *delicately places 1 dollar bill into the jar™*

Bruce: Jason…

Jason, affronted: What? It’s for a good cause

Wayne manor has a swear jar and all the proceeds go to charity

Jason: *walks into “the jar room” as it has been affectionately named*

Jason, very civilly: Ahem. Fuck. *delicately places 1 dollar bill into the jar™*

Bruce: Jason…

Jason, affronted: What? It’s for a good cause

SAME VIBES SAME VIBES

It’s a sunny day in Gotham, one of three they’ve had all year, and Bruce has been bullied by his doctor to go outside and get some sun. He’s slathering himself in sunscreen and is just about to finish up his face when he gets a text.:

Clark: JL meeting at 3PM Tuesday. Luthor is active again :(

Bruce: ✓ Seen 8:27 AM

Mind spinning about what Luthor could be up to, Bruce puts his phone down and dives into the pool.

—

The next morning, Bruce wakes up with his nose feeling strange. He examines it in the mirror and sees it’s lobster red. He never finished applying the sunscreen.

Bruce: Hn

Damian: Father. You look like a fool.

—

By Tuesday, Bruce’s nose is peeling. He shrugs it off and heads to the meeting. Once they’ve all settled down, he realizes his cowl is irritating his nose. Since the attendees are only Diana, Barry, Hal, J’onn, and Clark, he pulls the cowl off so he can concentrate.

Clark, finishing up his points on Luthor’s latest scheme: Any questions?

Hal: I’ve got one. Spooky, how come your nose is all white and flaky?

Bruce, flipping through his mental Rolodex of responses: Hn.

Hal: What, do you have that white nose fungus syndrome that bats get? Lol.

Bruce, stopping his mental Rolodex at Gain Sympathy:

Bruce: Are you treating me unfairly due to my medical condition?

Hal: What?

Bruce: Clark, is this workplace harassment?

Clark: Hal. :(

Hal: But he’s always…????!!! He’s… a BAT?!

Clark: Hal, I’m going have to report this to HR :/

Bruce is going about his business one day when he realizes Tim has gone missing. Nothing suspicious has happened, so he consults the others to see where he might have gone.

Bruce is going about his business one day when he realizes Tim has gone missing. Nothing suspicious has happened, so he consults the others to see where he might have gone.

Jason reading, for you mental health

Bruce is going about his business one day when he realizes Tim has gone missing. Nothing suspicious has happened, so he consults the others to see where he might have gone.

🦇 🚨 Batman 2022 Spoiler: 🚨 🦇

Yeah but you know the part where he’s talking to Falcone about his parents and he’s all teary-eyed and his lips are trembling and he’s speaking so softly

Showing that vulnerability in a character like Batman, a character who is usually hyper-masculine and stoic, is what really set this movie apart for me. This Bruce feels so deeply; his trauma is written all over his face. This is not a cocky playboy party animal billionaire douche, this is a mentally ill young man whose entire worldview is being shattered.

And then at the end he sees that his violence is only begetting more violence. He sees that yes, he’s scaring the shit out of the criminals but he’s also setting an example for them. The city that he loves is terrified and he’s partially responsible for that.

So he decides to change.

Bruce’s love for his city will always be his greatest strength. It makes him vulnerable to more devastating loss—the one thing he fears above all else—and he still makes the conscious choice to be kind.

His kindness takes so much more bravery than his violence.

BatFam Twitter #1

gettin full-named and receiving psychic damage

This is based on a post I made a month ago basically saying what if Jason came back to Gotham but didn't bother with Bruce and kept his identity a secret from the bats until Damian shows up and reveals Jason's not dead but not knowing either that Jason is red hood when they go looking for Jason Red Hood decides to fuck with them for the laughs

I saw The Batman last night and all you need to know about it is that Robert Pattinson plays Batman like a total badass but he plays Bruce Wayne as a sad wet cat and it is perfect

Jason, reading: hmm queer coding

Tim, working on his programming: well. trying to.

listen, i love red hood reconciliation fics as much as the next guy but jason "the weird murder brother who has an actual criminal empire, deletes people regularly and visits the manor once a month only to call bruce old and steal shit he could get by asking" todd holds a special place in my heart

the way that i actually do this is sending me-

Damian you complain about the toy but deep down I know you loved it. Batman (2016) #16

Male wife Jason Todd😍😍

someone wife him up😌❗️❗️❗️

[A slow patrol. The Batkids have taken to chatting on the comms.]

Steph: ‘They’ll never find the body’ is a boring threat. ‘They’ll never stop finding the body’, now that’s interesting.

Jason, already imagining a set of coordinated duffle bags with labels for different anatomical sections: They’ll be left a piece of you every day for at least three months.

Damian: And you’ll be alive for at least two of them.

Bruce: Stop -

Jason and His Failed Robbery Batman 2016 #16

“Baaaats, we got captured….again.”

Jason:

(Idk i'm bored i guess)

damian is unhinged

No because I think about this a lot:

"Dick's been on the go since he was nine."

And that doesn't even include his time as an acrobat. Dick has literally been working non-stop for nearly his entire life.