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i don’t care if rpattz lies in his interviews, i wholeheartedly believe he played batman with shadow in his mind

“my child is completely fine” your child has fallen in love with men (and women) that don’t fucking exist 

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The Batman (2022) + text posts part 2

Bonus:

bruce hitting alfred w “you’re not my dad” immediately after turning down his Nirvana playlist while residual eye makeup runs down his face within the first twenty minutes of the film. at last. an adaptation that truly Gets Him

i love that the batman (2022) is just an emo and a cat girl fighting a redditor, or as i like to call it: the average discord lobby

Batman:

Bruce Wayne:

i do really love the idea of Time Shenanigans leading to ~13-year-old Damian meeting all former Robins at the same age, because every single one of them is just the exact opposite of what he’d expect.

Dick, who Damian expects to be the cool nice supportive one, at thirteen is fucking furious at the idea that there are any Robins after him. Stephanie, far from the perky optimist he knows, is a hardcore cynic who thinks Batman is super cool and hasn’t even become a vigilante yet. Jason, who has previously interacted with Damian mostly via bullets, is a sweetheart who’s exceptionally insecure at the idea of Bruce getting another Robin.

And meanwhile Tim at thirteen is like “oh you’re the next Robin? Heck yeah, that’s awesome, glad it worked out.”

just thinking about how alfred was gone for five seconds and bruce immediately spray-painted the hardwood floors he really needs constant supervision

Robin and Green Arrow spotted at the Star City Robin Hood kin fanclub meet

Dick, hearing Bruce’s explanation for Jason: This is kidnapping.

Bruce: That’s a little melodramatic.

Jason, ten years old: Yeah, he just told me to get in the car and now I live with him.

Bruce: Well when you put it like that I may have been a little rash-

it does not compute

BatDad unknown as words of rest, peace and tranquility. Batman: Wayne family adventures - Episode 34: Recovery

the superboys and robins go to school

Memo: WAYNE ENTERPRISES TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE

Date: 4/18/2022, 9:00 AM-11:00 AM

Location: Great Escape Rooms, 934 2nd Street, Gotham City

Attendance: MANDATORY

Hello all,

As part of our new “Get in Touch” program, all members of the Board of Directors will be joining our interns for a team-building exercise next week. We have reserved ten Escape Room experiences at Great Escape Rooms. You will be working in teams to get out of your room in under ninety minutes! Please dress comfortably. Lunch will be provided.

Best,

Gale Johnson

Human Resources

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ID: an assortment of pictures of two face from various iterations of the character, with rainbow text in the centre reading 'TWOSday' 'it's HIS day' and 'tuesday 22/2/22' . end ID

happy harvey day it's his freakin day

Official artwork for the new starter pokemon in Pokémon Scarlet and Pokémon Violet 

Obsessed with how shy Bruce was. He was so introverted and awkward. He comes across so confident when he’s in the suit but immediately when he’s out of it he seems like he just wants to sink through the floor when talking with people. Every time he had to make eye contact it looked like it caused him physical pain. Incredible

Jason: Gothamites are the most masochistic group of people on the face of the earth.

Tim: Gothamians

Jason:

Jason: what

Tim: Gothamians.

Jason: The fuck are you saying? Gothamites.

Tim: Gothamians.

Jason: Stop it. You’re wrong. Gothamites.

Tim: Gothamians

Jason: Do I need to go into the whole etymology of the fucking word, you little goober? It’s Gothamites. No one in history has ever said Gothamians. Shut up.

Tim:

Jason:

Tim: Gothamians

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Bruce: Where’s Tim?

Jason: don’t worry about it

Bruce: …Now I’m worried about it. Where is he?

Dick, running into the room, distressed: Bruce, Tim has a dictionary glued to his head—

He’s rich, it’s fine. This will have no lasting effect on Tim’s personality, I’m sure

Jason Todd Wip

Damian arriving at Alfred's grave with his vial of Lazarus resin only to find Jason already there with a shovel and his own vial of Lazarus resin

You ever think about how Cassandra Cain was homeless for 10 years, wasn’t able to speak or read the entire time, and somehow made it from Macau all the way to Gotham? DC hello??? There’s a story there

Can you imagine Damian going through his puberty voice change while trying to intimidate villains?

Damian, in his new Manly Voice: Surrender or suffer.

Condiment King: Never! *sprays soy sauce at Bruce*

Damian: You coward. You fiend. How d—*voice crack, suddenly sounds like Minnie Mouse* —dArE yOU—

Condiment King:

Damian:

Bruce:

Tim: LOL

Condiment King, overcome with secondhand embarrassment: You know what, I’m gonna head home

The 2005-2006 Under the Red Hood arc is 90% Jason having a great time fucking with everyone, 10% Jason have a very bad time, and 100% everyone else having an absolutely terrible time (mostly because of Jason).

Nightwing #80

I don't think I would even recognize Tim, were it not for the foot he constantly puts in his mouth. My babygirl is so tactless, you have no idea.

TIMBER NATION WAKE UP

TIMBER NATION WAKE UP