"Butcher Or Maim, :3 ?"

you wouldnt think it when meeting him for the first time but the lord of an ding is quite the smoker

bernard is an intern at a search lab or something like that, and tim is just trying to steal cloning projects idk (watch bernard lose his internship)

Armand orchestrated Madeleine’s death because she so easily outcunted him. Absolutely no effort just laughed him in the face at his questions “yeah I can live and be mentally stable for eternity. what, like it’s hard?” she said skill issue if you can’t handle killing as a vampire. Every night Armand has seven different existential crisis and Madeleine sleeps soundly without a shred of guilt WHILE ALSO looking dead drop gorgeous and being funnier than everyone around her. Armand had to take her out early. He never stood a chance

Tw implied rape/non-con (NO actual rape, just a misunderstanding our son Billy is safe and sound)

Captain Marvel stated on live TV that he doesn't exactly feel romantic attraction nor is he interested in having a physical relationship with anyone, basically coming out as aroace

The reporters asked him why hasn't he said anything about it before seeing how many women (and sometimes men) have thrown themselves into his arms

The answers they got was

"because not many people take no for an answer"

Everyone who watched the live thought about it, Marvel being aroace, Captain Marvel Junior and Mary Marvel, Captains comment

They all come to the same, horrifying and saddening conclusion

shang qinghua understands the shock people have when they find out he and mobei jun are together, mobei jun is gorgeous and strong. caring in weird ways; he's the ideal man so yeah it's a wonder he's dating shang qinghua of all people

really they're suprised that shang qinghua is dating mobei jun. shang qinghua is an immortal peak lord, he's an excellent spy, can be charming when he needs to be, and his awkwardness is endearing and he's dating a demon lord who barely talks, is built like a fridge and has maybe two expressions being cold aloofness and anger

people aren't shocked shang qinghua pulled mobei jun, they're shocked mobei jun pulled shang qinghua

Ok watching all the way through psych for the first time, im on 7.04 where they find out juliets stepdad is a lying crook too, just like her dad and every other guy her mums ever dated and it hit me. Juliets biggest fear must've been ending up with some loser lying con like her mother. She must've based so much of her life and her decisions on that fear of winding up with a con without even knowing it and one day years in finding out she's a patsy. And then i realised

oh no

she's dating Shawn

She really is just like her mother

Clark gets hit with a love spell and is cursed to be loved by everyone (more than usual). Except you can't effect what's already there. ...Oh, and love spells don't affect kids.

or, Billy Batson's Unwilling Observation of his Adult™️ Coworkers Love Lives

Bruce and Diana do not change at all, and they notice this of each other. You know who else isn't affected though? That's right. Billy Captain Marvel Batson himself.

See, Bruce and Diana are pretty smart, so they realize that the only reason they both aren't reacting is because they are both in love with Clark, obviously.... which means their coworker Captain Marvel must be in love with him too.

Bruce: I've gathered you all here today because I've noticed that all three of us are acting normal around Superman. Diana: It appears so. Billy: ?!?!?! Are we supposed to be acting weird? Diana: we will fight to the death for superman's affection Bruce: agreed Billy: WHAT IS GOING ON?! Diana: ???? He was hit with a love spell. Specifically, a spell that makes everyone else love him. Billy: HE WAS?!?!?!?! Diana: Bruce: [Bruce & Diana, exchanging looks] Bruce: You wouldn't happen to be... immune to some spells, would you? Billy, taking the out: YES. YES I AM. Diana: Oh Bruce: Oh Billy, vibrating with secondhand embarrassment: I'm. I'm just gonna leave. Diana: ...ok Bruce: (internally screaming)

two killers

"Where do you think you're going?"

Part 1