A Scenario Where Shepard Jokes With Vega, Saying She's Practically Garrus' Wife Now After She Promotes

Can we just talk for a second about how Disney fully could have leaned into the crazy Latina women and husbands who roll their eyes at it, but Felix is always so fuckin quick to validate her. Not one crazy joke, not even a single comment, just fully encourages her to feel her emotions.

when she’s crying at Antonio’s ceremony, he could fully have been like yo chill stop being dramatic, but all he says is love, you’re gonna get him wet. Not a, don’t cry, not an omg stop, just a gentle reminder to move the cloud over a little.

And with the whole hurricane wedding, he’s not, oh she ruined the weather or ugh it was a disaster. Just a, what a joyous day. Like she’s warning mirabel and he’s like fuck yeah I get to talk about one of the best days of my life

Look how fucking happy he is, getting pelted by hail by his fucking goddess of a wife

I require CC and Marilyn to be like Odysseus and Penelope in would you fall in love with me again.

I need CC having the type of sentiment to make a bed from the tree he met Marilyn at. To carve the brick of their home from the mountain Marilyn grew up on.

I require Marilyn to not care what atrocities CC commited because she knows he is a good man, that is her husband, the father of her children and the man she loves.

Like a slight AU where CC got stuck in the caves with some of the men sent to kill him and Marilyn but Marilyn got out. Marilyn is so sure that CC is dead but three or four days later he appears, battered and bruised, blood staining his once crisp white shirt and his tan slacks, but none of it is his.

CC who was always the "do good and good will follow" fellow now has blood on his hands, he has killed and would do it again to get back to his wife.

But he is scared, Marilyn always told him how much she loved how kind and gentle he was despite his formidable stature, and now he can only hope she will forgive him for the pain he cause other people.

And Marilyn, who has believed for the last four days that her beautiful caring husband is dead, watches as her brick wall of a man falls to his knees with water welling in his eyes, telling her how he killed the people who were after them, how he regrets nothing, would do it again if it meant she'd be alright, and worries that she will be angry. He is just so sorry.

Marilyn's delicate, sweet, lug is alive and back in her arms, that's all that matters she tells him.

CC does kill again that night, he bashes a man's face in with the butt of his own gun before the man can shoot at Marilyn and Mary. He dies reaching towards Marilyn, telling her how much he loves her and hearing the same back.

They will meet again in one afterlife or another, they will be together in every possibility. Marilyn will not allow her husband to be alone any longer than necessary. He will be in her arms again, and they will wait, hopefully for a long time for their children.

max “had a crush on sandra for years to the point where everyone knew about it except for sandra” bennett and sandra “dated max for 4 months and already started planning her proposal” wilkinson. btw. if you even care.

On a moshang kick but there's just something extremely compelling about the idea of Mobei Jun spending years expecting Shang Qinghua to betray him, getting impatient waiting for the axe to drop, deliberately creating opportunities for Shang Qinghua to betray him, still no betrayal happens, until eventually it gets to the point where Shang Qinghua has like, the fantastical demon king equivalent of Mobei Jun's credit card numbers and a joint account and free access to his bedroom and food and a great big cabinet full of poison and his detailed schedule and the exact time when he'll be bathing naked with no weapons under the moonlight at the one time every five years when all ice demons temporarily lose their powers for a full night and etc etc. Mobei Jun is doing trust falls (even though he doesn't know it) but Shang Qinghua just keeps catching him.

Until the whole lack of explicit communication and cultural differences thing explodes, and even then the big betrayal that finally happens is that Shang Qinghua saves Mobei Jun's life but then LEAVES HIM, he GOES AWAY, he doesn't even push Mobei into his own metaphorical abyss he just goes "this isn't worth putting up with anymore" and forces Mobei Jun to confront the fact that in his determination to be reassured he actually failed to prove himself to Shang Qinghua in return, which reduces Mobei Jun to a shattered wreck struggling to figure out how to fix it.

You know what's surprising with Nalu is I think Natsu is more attracted to Lucy than she is to him

Like pushing my feminist to the side for a shameful moment, he only ever gets flustered and pleased when he sees her naked or when he some way or another ends up groping her (a lot more obvious in 100YQ)

(The fucking random chapter where they're in the stone age holy fuck 😭😭😭✋️✋️✋️)

He deadass attacked guys that were hitting on her at the train station

Says he finds her smell comforting (she's his canonical safe space lord have mercy)

Lucy gets flustered when Natsu closes in on her face when they dance, and when that kid (whose name I forgot lol) tried to force them to kiss

Lucy also gets flustered when he's naked, but any guy who is suddenly naked in front of her makes her embarrassed. Same with when he ends up landing on her boobs or something.

Lucy's attraction to Natsu is a lot more subtle and sometimes you can even interpret these teases as not special to Natsu specifically if you REALLY wanted to stretch it that way

From what I remember, Natsu flusters Lucy when he does something unexpectedly intimate or flirty, but when other guys do something similar (i.e. Loki) she's pretty stale about it

But Natsu now

It's Lucy or nothing LMAO

Like even when he semi-admits to having a crush on someone else- Anna Heartfilia- it is only so Mashima can reveal he is attracted to Lucy in the same way he was attracted to Anna before

When Lucy's drunk she's extremely clingy to only Natsu, while the usual oblivious Natsu is visibly flustered and nervous from her attention and proximity- WRITTEN AND ILLUSTRATED BY MASHIMA HIMSELF

Insane man

Captain Marvel is an odd guy, not rude or mean or off putting in any way he's just, odd

He's almost always hunched over, rarely starts a conversation usually speaks when spoken to, prefers to stand on the side, a huge people pleaser, as if he's afraid to say no to anyone

Dinah has seen this many times before

Trying to appear smaller, not speaking much, standing on the sidelines, always trying to make himself useful

There is no doubt

Captain Marvel was abused as a child

Dinah talked to the Justice League about this and their hearts broke

How could anyone hurt someone so kind and happy like Marvel, especially as a small defendless child

Billy is unaware how his unaccustomedness to his size as Marvel and akwardness affects the Justice League, he's just happy to be included in their group

I’ve been cackling about this for like five minutes now

Do you know in the DC universe how Tawky tawny is either a talking tiger , a talking tiger that stands on two legs ,or just a tiger . My favorite version of him is when he’s Billy’s stuffed animal. Because I think it would makes for some really funny scenes.

imagine that the justice league had a mission were they had to protect some little kids and captain marvel comes over and gives the kids stuff animal tiger and says “ I’m going to need this back, but if anything happens, he’ll protect you” everybody watching is like “look at captain marvel his so sweet”. Then later some villain is trying to attack the kids and the stuffed animal that Captain Marvel give the kids turns into a real life tiger and it starts fighting the villain. Everybody looking and thinking “wtf”.

after the fight is over, Captain Marvel goes over to the Tiger end it talks to him before turning back into a stuffed animal.

Somebody random says “cap wtf was that” and Billy’s like “oh, this” holding up the stuffed animal “ this is Tawky Tawny He’s one of my best friends I’ve known him since I was a kid he basically taught me everything I know”.

will was so lucky elizabeth went to shipwreck cove in awe tbh you know damn well that compass would never point at literally anything else when he's holding it