So My Mom Is Babysitting An Infant But I Didn't Know So I Cannot Explain The Feeling Of Walking Into

*Slaps onto window and then opens it*

Tumblr is definitely something I know how to do yes. How are those mental illnesses?

Hi, yeah, sorry to bother you but I saw you feel the same as me about my favorite character. Yeah because of the tags on that post. Yeah, I think we should be friends. Maybe move together even if you're down.

YOU’RE TOO LATE!!!

Jessica Alexander was pure evil. 😈

I love washing my hands when I have dirt or marker on them and watching it disappear. I know I made the hand washing Olympics

I LOVE FOAMING HAND SOAP!!!!!!

Being new to Tumblr feels like being a gardener, I'm gonna take my little rake it push at the soil beneath what I hope will lead to fond memories AND BEING ABLE TO PET A COW

our founding fathers died so that I could wear thigh-high socks, cute makeup, and go to Walmart. and live.

"oh but your favorite shows are going to be delayed by the strikes" my favorite shows consistently get cancelled after 2 excellent seasons bc of the exploitive corporate greed that these strikes are fighting against

Your fish bowl must be very reflective mrs Fosh

oh my fucking lord. just had a thought. about you. you are literally so pretty have you seen yourself

hot damg