imwaytoogayforthiscrap
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crime frankenstein, without a doubt. next question
So my mom is babysitting an infant but I didn't know so I cannot explain the feeling of walking into my living room and seeing a lone baby ive never seen before sitting on the floor and the dead eye contact we shared for a full minute before my mom came back into the room
"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."
"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."
One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.
Do you want my social security number again?
Sighh...
How can one define the death of death
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
I love washing my hands when I have dirt or marker on them and watching it disappear. I know I made the hand washing Olympics
I LOVE FOAMING HAND SOAP!!!!!!
In the club
I’m so excited to put all of my efforts into trying to be a good driver to statistically be hit by an idiot who only cares about themselves
I think I will either use this account to post art, writing, and/ or keep track of my swimming progress 🤩
They’re both famous in their own towns and sometimes news passes of the success of the other from town to town. At the beginning of their breakup they hate it but over time they’re excited to hear each new thing that the other accomplishes. When they finally meet again they get to talk about how each progress happened, and they are so proud of each other when before they were almost rivals. Passive aggressive couple you only bring over once a year esque.
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
They're giving me mouse hormones to make me small and squeaky
Sad 9/11
Happy 9/11
Have some respect, my father died in 9/11
25 posts!
Attempt 2: I wasn't going to post this, but IT LOOKS LIKE AN ANCIENT ARTIFACT FROM A FANTASY BOOK
me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
(via meanboysclub)
a mystery
sees art with thick smooth line art: ah yes i want my art to look like that
sees art with sketchy thin line art: ah yes i want my art to look like that
sees lineless art: ah yes i want my art to
Warning: when putting those little butter packets things with the shiny cover take off the cover it is not just pretty shiny shiny it is aluminum foil
WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME MAN >:P
"oh but your favorite shows are going to be delayed by the strikes" my favorite shows consistently get cancelled after 2 excellent seasons bc of the exploitive corporate greed that these strikes are fighting against