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rosekiller have each other’s mugshots in their wallets
Yknow that audio thats like
“you dated the brutal dictator of Nicaragua?”
“he wasn’t the brutal dictator of Nicaragua when I was dating him, that was his dad!”
That but its James and Sirius,
“You dated my brother?”
“He wasn’t your brother when I dated him, you were disowned!”!
btw wolfstar dates consist of them making james come along & then james makes peter come along. wolfstar are rarely actually alone.
Barty “if your dad traumatizes you, traumatize him back” Crouch Jr.
Lily, walking into a common room: We need to talk about Sirius Sirius, not sure what she's talking abou: I didn't do it! Marlene, also unaware of what Lily is talking about: He did do it, I saw him
Oh, "Sirius is the big spoon", "Remus is the big spoon"
wRONG
They are SPAGHETTI
They are a MESS OF LIMBS
If someone walks in on them, they can't tell what the FUCK is going on
Remus and Regulus watching true crime documentaries and their boyfriends sat next to them terrified
Sirius: Next person to say “weird flex but okay” is getting thrown of the astronomy tower.
Regulus: Preposterous boast but alas.
based on @waytootiredforthistoo 's post - background jegulus
"Even for your four, this is a new low," Minerva ranted, blood boiling as she stared down at her four favorite students, who were all seated in chairs in her office, looking less-than-contrite. "Breaking in to the Slytherin Common Room in the middle of the night? Sticking every single student to their bed?"
"We don't discriminate," Sirius Black nodded, sending her a grin. "Though James's boyfriend will be a bit mad."
"Oi! Shut up about Re-"
"Boys!" Minerva interrupted, trying not to laugh. "This is unacceptable. I have to take fifty points from Gryffindor!"
All four Seventh-Years paused, staring at her. "Fifty?" Remus Lupin asked, tilting his head to the side.
"Each!" Minerva nearly-screeched. "And detention every night for a week!"
"So that's two hundred points total," James Potter said sadly.
"Yes," Minerva nodded, trying not to feel too badly. "So if you-"
"Can you make it three?" Sirius asked, interrupting.
She blinked, quite sure she'd heard incorrectly. "I- what?"
"It's just, we're trying to set a record," Remus explained calmly, eyes wide. "We need to beat two hundred and fifty."
Minerva's heart began beating erratically. No. Surely they hadn't found out-
"We recently came across this, you see," James continued, grinning and pulling a paper from his pocket. "Peter, here, had a detention where he had to rewrite some old detention cards. And look at this one!"
Hand shaking slightly, Minerva looked at the card. On it, written in a scrawl, were the words:
Minerva McGonagall, sixth year, Gryffindor, a month's detention and a loss of 250 points for hexing all of the Slytherin team's brooms. (Most points lost in a single day.)
Sighing, Minerva tried to school her expression before she looked back at the four boys. But she knew it was far too late to do anything about this. The secret was out.
"You're our biggest role model, Professor," Peter said sincerely, an awed look on his face. "A record of the most lost points in a day? We just want to beat your record."
"Yes. Oh, well. We'll have to try even harder next time," James smirked, taking the card back from her loose grasp.
It was at that moment that Minerva McGonagall new she was absolutely fucked.
regulus discussing with james about coming out as trans to sirius
sirius overhearing "what if he freaks out james?" "he won't love, he'll be supportive" "this will change everything" "stop worrying, he's your brother, he'll understand" and thinking regulus is pregnant.
also him noticing regulus wearing looser clothes and freaking the fuck out because he is not ready to be an uncle!!!
the marauders group chat
peter: good night homos!!!
peter: *homies
peter: eh same thing
Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.
Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?
Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.
Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .
Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.
Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?
James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing
regulus: UGHHHH your hair is such a mess, potter, it looks like 20 birds chose to make their nests there
james: i can cut it
regulus:...
regulus: over my dead and rotten body.
When I'm sad I just open ao3 and destroy myself more with jegulus fanfic.
no way ppl are using ai to write ao3. what happened to being a tortured writer. what happened to blood on the page. what happened to the ao3 curse. people used to get run over, have their houses burned down, break their entire spines and they still put in the work to finish a chapter. fuck you, using ai. y’all are weak
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traitor - January 8th - jegulus, platonic prongsfoot - @black-brothers-microfic - word count: 382
As soon as James walked into his flat, he got the odd sense he should leave. The very air was thick with anger, and he knew it could only mean one thing. Turning to tiptoe quietly back out the door, he managed to make it all the way to the entrance before-
"James!"
Fuck.
"Will you tell your fiancé what a traitor he is?" Sirius screeched, standing in the door of the kitchen with his arms crossed and looking furious.
Before James could ask why, another, equally scary voice replied from within the room.
"James, will you tell your best friend he's an idiot?" Regulus called, voice full of both annoyance and amusement.
James considered calling Remus for help, but he knew it was too late. "What happened?" he asked wearily, shucking his jacket and walking into the warzone.
"Regulus told me I can't be his Best Man!" Sirius shrieked, throwing his hands in the air. "The audacity! I'm his only sibling and-"
"Because you're James's Best Man, you dumbarse!" Regulus interrupted, giving James a look that demanded he speak. "You can't be Best Man for both!"
"Why not? I damn well should be! I'm the most important person in both of your lives!" Sirius yelled, eyes wild.
James sighed, finally stepping in. "Regulus, did you tell Sirius what he would be doing instead of being your Best Man?" he asked the younger man gently, trying not to cause any more blow ups.
"No," Regulus grumbled. "He wouldn't let me." But he turned to Sirius and took a deep breath, as if trying to calm himself. "You're going to walk me down the aisle, Sirius. Give me away, and all that."
Immediately, Sirius's demeanor changed. His crossed arms fell to his sides and his furrowed eyebrows lifted as his eyes filled with tears. "Wh-what?" he asked, voice trembling.
"Oh, fuck, he's going to cr-" Regulus said fearfully, looking aghast and turning to get away from is brother.
But it was too late. Sirius pulled Regulus into a bear hug, sobbing hysterically. "I- l- lo- love y- you s- so m- mu-" he stuttered, tears streaming down his face and onto Regulus's expensive jumper.
"James, help!" Regulus hissed, looking like a trapped animal.
"Nah, love, that's all you," James grinned, turning to leave.
james potter is so ??? husband ??? i think abt him saying "shes my wife" abt lily abt 24 times a minute like he is literally married and its perfect
Oh domestic Rosekiller how I love you
everyone’s always talking about how james is such an amazing dad, and yeah, he’s awesome, but can we take a moment to talk about regulus as a parent? i mean, let’s just agree that he’s sooo attentive, and sooo loving, and he always lets their kid hang out with him in the kitchen while he’s cooking or cleaning, just listening to them go off about random stuff like, "daddy, mr. snuggles (aka the stuffed bunny) said he doesn’t like carrots. we had a fight." and regulus will give this exaggerated shocked look and be like, "no way? seriously? you’re telling me?" all wide-eyed and dramatic, and they’ll just go back and forth like that for hours, because their kid’s got the same endless chatter as james
guys do you ever just-
ahsgajdbjadbajsjas
crimson rivers
???!!
we as a fandom need to talk more about evan and regulus' friendship please and thank you
Evan and Barty don’t just match each other’s freak. They increase it.
They just get 10x crazier when they’re together and there’s nothing Regulus can do about it.
Sirius became Sirius Lupin, he wanted nothing to do with the Black family anymore
Regulus became Regulus Potter-Black, while he wanted nothing to do with his family, they were still a part of him, but he was more than them, and he was a Potter first
regulus says "i love stargazing," looking at the stars
james says "i love stargazing," looking at his star
Hc: Regulus and Remus always joke about leaving their boyfriends for each other and every single time James and Sirius genuinely lose their shit
the marauders group chat
peter: good night homos!!!
peter: *homies
peter: eh same thing
Sirius drove motorcycles and James drove sports cars
fan fiction isn’t enough anymore I need to inject James Potter directly into my veins
Imagine if the Marauders started a Podcast
The episodes would be amazing:
"Why You Should Never Trust a Slytherin"
"How to Handle a Moody Marauder"
"The Remus Lupin Fan Club"
"A Sirius Talk About... Feelings"
"Marauder’s Map: The Places We Shouldn’t Have Been"
"The Secret Life of Animagi"
"How to Make a Big Deal Out of the Smallest Thing (Thanks, Sirius)"
"A History of Bad Decisions: The Marauders Edition"
"The One Where We Almost Got Caught (Again)"
"Potter’s Perfect Hair: A 12-Step Guide"
"The Marauder’s Guide to Losing Everything (Except Our Pride)"
"How to Get Detention with Style"
"Potions: Poisoning Our Teachers Since 1974"
"James Potter’s Quidditch Rants: A Legacy of Yelling"
"How We Got Away With It (Spoiler: We Didn’t)"
"Remus Lupin: The Marauder Who Actually Studied"
"Moonwater: A Platonic Love Story with Zero Emotional Skills"
"The Slytherin Conspiracy: Why Snape is Definitely Not Our Friend"
"Siriusly, Remus? I’m Right Here!"
"James Potter: Loveable Idiot or Just an Idiot?"
"Wolfstar: The Original ‘Will They, Won’t They’"
"Jegulus: The Enemies-to-Lovers Story You Never Knew You Needed"
"The Marauder’s Guide to Love: Romantic Advice from the Worst Experts"
"How to Suffer in Silence (Remus and Regulus Edition)"
"Marauder Pranks: The Ones We Didn’t Mean to Pull"
"The One Time Regulus Black Smiled and Everyone Panicked"
"How to Survive a Full Moon (With Minimal Blood Loss)"
"The Moonwater Chronicles: How to Have a Completely Inappropriate Conversation"
These are just to name a few, I can come up with more if you’d like ✨