Gavin: “Tina, Let Me Tell You About This Fuckin’ Tin Can. He-”

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

I have never understood how people don't like Luther. All he does is love and protect Alice and Kara and you don't like him?

A reason I was just given is that "He got attached to Alice way too quickly, it was weird" which yes it was very quick, but I stg some people just don't think about these things beyond the surface level.

Luther deviated to protect Alice. He threw off years of programming to do so. Of course he'd get attached to her, she gave him a noble purpose after Zlatko had used him for terrible, terrible things. Not to mention the emotional connection he would form for her, after fighting so hard to deviate to protect her.

He would give his life for her, because she gave him his life back.

DND character who accidentally becomes a paladin at their wedding bc they meant their wedding vows a little too hard and invents the Oath of Love subclass. Is this anything

Connor tries to teach Gavin how to wink properly

mission failed

me: I write for myself, not validation

also me after posting a fic *refreshes ao3 every five minutes*

(two things can be true)

Scabs? Coughing?? Nines likes scabs and coughing??? Nonhumans complementing humans for things that make NO sense in human culture(s)???? My new favourite trope?????

(Idk if I’m interpreting it correctly)

I’m going to be thinking about that post for a while (in a good way ^_^)

nines likes how the body prevents blood loss by clotting around cuts, and he likes how the lymph nodes help keep you healthy and not get sick, or how they help to fight off sickness

so basically he’s saying “I’m so glad that you don’t have to suffer blood loss anytime you get cut 🥹” and “it makes me so happy that your body is fighting off infections that could leave you in a state of distress if you weren’t able to fight it off💕💕”

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

em dash is so fucking sexy. puts her in a paragraph 8 times.