In The Spirit Of Being A Bitch About This (yeah I’m Being A Bitch About This Try And Stop Me) I’m

what if something happens tomorrow

eddie diaz you are going to be gay on may 8 2025

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

Me, every Thursday waiting and willing to be emotionally obliterated by medical inaccuracy and found family

“i can’t believe my wife forgot to remind me” “eddie why didn’t you remind me” MARRIED

If I had a nickel every time Chimney Han got infected by a deadly virus from work where he was in a vent I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice

you're a big deal.

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obviously obviously i really want buck calling eddie and sobbing down the line as he tells eddie what's happened. i've been a warrior since the moment that bts dropped and i've never wavered. but. but. equally as delicious to me would be eddie calling buck. whether he's seen it on the news or not because i imagine they'd probably be trying to keep this quiet to avoid public panic (?) but he's just calling buck to check in. their usual daily call. except eddie feels like this call is more important to make than usual. he doesn't know why. it's just a feeling in his gut. that he has to call buck no matter what. and he hears exactly one of buck's ragged uneven breaths and says buck's name so softly and buck breaks all over again.

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Can’t believe WE WERE ROBBED FROM OUR BUDDIE AIRPORT REUNION WHY THE FUCK WAS IT OFF SCREEN