— Ophelia In Paintings: Moodboard

Hercule Poirot: shockingly, M. Ratchett is actually the infamous killer Cassetti!

everyone else on the Stamboul-Calais coach:

Dorian Gray's the type of person who goes around calling himself a "social media influencer" after getting more than 10 likes on Instagram.

the first 10 likes were all Basil

benvolio, mercutio, horatio, and ophelia all have a group chat called "bastard-free zone." sometimes they go out to brunch just to get away from romeo and hamlet's bullshit

i just really want one of Shakespeare's comedies directed by Wes Anderson

sometimes i wanna post serious takes ab lit on this blog but then i realize if i try to use it for a class i could get checked for plagiarism

and im not ready to have my professors know about all the dumb shit i say here

greek gods & heroes as bdg part 1

hades:

hermes:

odysseus:

Amplify BIPOC voices ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

i make fun of horatio for finding the most dramatic person he could and just enabling his behavior

and then i look in the mirror like "huh shakespeare in the park is looking a lil different this year"