I'm Straight, But If I "laid A Hand" On Dean Like Cas Did, I'm Pretty Sure If Be Lost Too 😂😅😆

God, this is so fucking true. I don't know why we hide it, but we do.

You turn on your PC to keep working on your novel, but to your surprise, when you open the file, it is writing itself. You read some of what has already been written and it seems your characters have created free will, and the plot is progressing without you.

Ohhh my XD now River, which doctor is your's....

ALWAYS KITTEN

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Does anyone else feel like a “filler friend”? Like you just sit there, never contributing to the conversation, and when you do, no one notices. You don’t really have a purpose or do anything and kinda just sit there existing. No one ever invites you ever or asks to do anything with you, and people even make group plans right in front of you and neglect your presence. It’s not that anyone means for this to happen it kinda just does?

Pug: *twerks on dad’s face* Dad: pug, you’re dangerous with that brown eye Me: more like pink eye Dad: how’d you get pink eye from my pug’s brown eye? Me: she was twerking on my face

THIS IS SO ADORABLE XD

OH MY GOD

You know one of the most expensive things you could ever do is pay attention to the wrong people.

http://twitter.com/goodquoteco (via kushandwizdom)

Yep. Hate fucking with the wrong people. You're a waste of time.

I'm the hysterical words of Betty White; "... Be a pussy, those things take a pounding!" 😂😂😂😂😂

Why grow balls when you can grow a vagina