Kris Visibly Fighting The Player's Control In The School Hallway. Jerking All Over The Place And Holding

Kris: "uh oh....oh no....."

Susie: "what? what's wrong?"

Kris: "I just lost hearing in my left ear...my soul is taking over"

Susie: "what!? now!? what do I do!?"......Kris?.....Kris?"

Kris: "hello! Chalk is not a snack to be eaten"

Susie: "NOOOOOO!!!!!! KRIS COME BACK TO ME!!!!! I KNOW YOUR IN THERE. Bring my Kris back you monster!"

Kris: "hahah I got you, chalk is great"

Susie: "oh thank god"

Eda: Kids!

Luz: We're sleeping!

Eda: KIDS!

King: We're dead!

Kris making a god awful choking sound as they try to swallow something.

Noelle: “oh my god! Oh my- Susie!! Susie their choking!”

Susie quickly rushes over and smacks Kris on the back causing it to dislodge and fly out of Kris’s mouth. A handful of pebbles skitter across the ground.

Noelle: “.....are those.....are those rocks?....”

Kris lifting their head so one of their classic bone chilling speaking out through the hair looks is going on like some horror movie. They look right into Noelle’s eyes.

Kris: “dinosaurs swallowed rocks to aid in digestion”

Noelle: “but your not a dinosaur...”

Kris starts running at Noelle. She screams and scrambles away.

What's hilarious about your hc of Swatch calling Berdly "Burgundy" is that it's absolutely not his color lmao So Swatch's brain was like "name starts with a B and ends with y and there's a d somewhere in there? Burgundy, for sure."

Swatch: Young Master, the Queen re-

Berdly: You can just use my name.

Swatch: ...Okay...

Berdly: Do...you know my name?

Swatch: Yes?

Berdly: What is it?

Swatch: ...B...blue-

Berdy: No- Ber...

Swatch: Ber...Bur.......Burgundy.

Berdly: Where the heck did you get that from-

Swatch: ...Bird...color...bur...Burgundy...

Berdly: Are you okay???

time travel merthur fics

- once and future by taketheshot

- a glimpse into the future by fahrenheitlove

- golden age by supercalvin

- unweave a rainbow by midnightlefay

- we’ll be a fine line (we’ll be alright) by merlinemrys (divineauthor)

- not our first time around by seravia

- time, mystical time by andiwriteordie

- i stepped out of time and landed in your lap by surrenderdammit

- the prick of a finger in exchange for a rose by 3ckster

- let’s do the time warp (hopefully not again) by justalittleobsessed

- long live the king, the priestess and the warlock

- time and time again by deansbrokenheart

- déjà vu by elirwen

- the time warp by p_peaches

- time’s arrow by schweet_heart (series)

- if i’d only known by albusgellertalways

- did i ever tell you that i have a quilt named wilt? by katasstrobee

- restart by plant_night

- albion: does not compute (plutonia’s birthday bash round robin) by little_dhampir, moonflower999, nebula5030, orphan_account

- stranded by fluffssnowflake (theyneeddrying)

- merlin is almost wise by lindsey_kkay

- past imperfect by thehoyden

- no more fucks to give by merlioske

- truthful dreams by scatteredmerlin

- would you wait for me by noel803

Bonus:

Berdly-. Remember when you dared me to kiss Kris?

Susie-. No

Susie-. I told you "DON'T kiss them" and you said "You can't tell me what to do Susan!" and kissed them

Kris-. C:

Player-. I hate both of you