If you fail, fail epically

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4 years ago

Wait, now that Lilith is like, not terrible, think joint lessons at the owl house. Both Lilith and Eda teaching Amity and Luz in the same environment... teach-offs... Amity in constant gay panic... Amity and Luz studying together... the possibilities are endless!!

Amity becoming Eda’s mentee in season 2 because she can’t be Lilith’s anymore because 1. She’s an ass and 2. Because she can’t forgive Lilith for what she did to Luz and Eda.

4 years ago

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

4 years ago

Okay, okay

I’ve binge-watched The Owl House, and I absolutely love it, it’s cute, funny, got soul, original, there’s magic and demons and monsters, it’s great. However, I have a beef to settle. I know the latest episode is a lot, Amity.exe stopped working and Luz is Goku levels of oblivious. Amity’s crush being as subtle as a drunk truck driver is so important for LGBTQ+ rep, and it’s worth talking about as long as possible. Also people are simping on Bosha for some reason?

I know this is all worth taking most of the conversation. However, I cannot believe

I repeat

I

CANNOT

BELIEVE

That this kid’s face

Okay, Okay

… Is not a meme yet !

C’MON TUMBLR!

I expect BETTER from you!

There’s SO MUCH POTENTIAL!

Here, I’ll give you a few examples. Wanna talk about Luz’s obliviousness?

Okay, Okay

Here we go! Too classic? Too “old school”? Let’s spice things up a bit shall we?

Okay, Okay

Wanna talk about something other than the show? I gotchu fam!

Okay, Okay

Too basic again? I know, depression and anxiety memes are where it’s at! (TW: existential crisis)

Okay, Okay

And finally, guys, gals, and non-binary pals, let us not forget the classic lens flare

Okay, Okay

Come on, folks, help me out here, I’m not gonna do your job for you! Make me proud! This needs to become a meme!!!!!

K, BYE!

4 years ago

Season 3 might not be confirmed but you cannot lie this shit was cute as fuck. God I just want a whole marriage arc or some shit dude.

4 years ago

the USPS is now REMOVING MAIL SORTING MACHINES. the shit is hitting the fan. i need to reiterate that signing petitions or texting a number that sends an email isn’t going to cut it. dont send complaints to louis dejoy’s office or any bullshit like that. don’t waste your time. people who live in the US need to CALL their Senators and House reps. you need to post about this constantly. you need to make a big deal about this with friends and family. get them do it too.

if you want to save the USPS i am BEGGING you call your representatives directly to DEMAND they co-sponsor and vote for:

1. the Delivering for America Act (call HOUSE reps). This attempts to reverse the bullshit Trump is doing.

House Oversight chair introduces new bill to reverse organizational changes at USPS
CNN
A new bill aimed at reversing organizational and structural changes undertaken at the United States Postal Service by the new postmaster gen

2. USPS Fairness Act (call SENATORS). This is a MAJOR repeal of the bullshit the Bush admin and the Republicans did in 2006 that fucked over the USPS in the first place.

All Info - S.2965 - 116th Congress (2019-2020): USPS Fairness Act
congress.gov
All Info for S.2965 - 116th Congress (2019-2020): USPS Fairness Act

3. HEROES Act (call SENATORS). This is the coronavirus omnibus that includes IMMEDIATE USPS relief. Make it clear you want the USPS portion to be included.

naps.org
Yesterday, the 13 House Committee chairmen with jurisdction over coronavirus relief introduced major legislation to, in part, provide emerge
4 years ago

My lonely ass thought process while working out: If I get lots of muscles now, I will be strong enough to carry my [nonexistent] girlfriend ☺️

My lonely ass thought process while shopping:

If I buy a lot of enormous hoodies now, I will have plenty to give my [nonexistent] girlfriend ☺️

4 years ago

Luz saying “that’s what friends do” and Kara saying “for a friend like you there are no boundaries” have the same vibes.


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4 years ago

Okay so, at the time the Bible was written, the pronouns “he/him” were considered gender neutral. So whenever it referred to God or the Trinity, the Bible uses “he/him” as God is seen as genderless. But now that those pronouns are gendered towards males, the chuch should refer to God and the Trinity as “they/them” in this essay I will

4 years ago

My lonely ass thought process while shopping:

If I buy a lot of enormous hoodies now, I will have plenty to give my [nonexistent] girlfriend ☺️


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4 years ago

Amity becoming Eda’s mentee in season 2 because she can’t be Lilith’s anymore because 1. She’s an ass and 2. Because she can’t forgive Lilith for what she did to Luz and Eda.


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4 years ago
Protesting Is A FELONY In Tennessee Now…Facism At It’s Finest (x)

Protesting is a FELONY in Tennessee now…Facism at it’s finest (x)

4 years ago

i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they all just live peacefully and groom eachother instead of fighting and killing eachother and its been generations of that, it only took 1 wipeout of the aggressive males to change the whole social order of the species i am crying they must be so much happier

4 years ago
This Is What A REAL Rape Prevention Campaign Looks Like

This is what a REAL rape prevention campaign looks like

4 years ago

Does anyone know if there is like, a month long class where I can forge my own sword? I want to forge a sword REAL bad, or just in general know how to make swords yaknow.


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4 years ago

My friend from Lebanon wrote up a really good thread on Twitter I thought I should share here, just to clear up some of the inaccuracies floating around:

My Friend From Lebanon Wrote Up A Really Good Thread On Twitter I Thought I Should Share Here, Just To
My Friend From Lebanon Wrote Up A Really Good Thread On Twitter I Thought I Should Share Here, Just To
My Friend From Lebanon Wrote Up A Really Good Thread On Twitter I Thought I Should Share Here, Just To
My Friend From Lebanon Wrote Up A Really Good Thread On Twitter I Thought I Should Share Here, Just To
My Friend From Lebanon Wrote Up A Really Good Thread On Twitter I Thought I Should Share Here, Just To
My Friend From Lebanon Wrote Up A Really Good Thread On Twitter I Thought I Should Share Here, Just To
My Friend From Lebanon Wrote Up A Really Good Thread On Twitter I Thought I Should Share Here, Just To
My Friend From Lebanon Wrote Up A Really Good Thread On Twitter I Thought I Should Share Here, Just To
My Friend From Lebanon Wrote Up A Really Good Thread On Twitter I Thought I Should Share Here, Just To

And here are some of the links they provided:

https://www.supportlrc.app/

Save Lives – Become a Regular Donor
supportlrc.app
Support the Lebanese Red Cross by enrolling to our Individual Giving Program. Register as a Regular Donor by Donating through the web or by

https://www.gofundme.com/f/prevent-suicides-due-to-poverty-and-unemployment

Foodblessed food boxes to help those in need organized by Joey Moawad
gofundme.com
<p>There has never been a worse time to be poor in Lebanon. A political cr… Joey Moawad needs your support for Foodblessed food boxes to

https://www.gofundme.com/f/medical-relief-to-lebanon

Medical Relief to Lebanon organized by Majd Faraj
gofundme.com
Hello family and friends,  “Our elders and our children, they await the nation’s call. They are… Majd Faraj needs your support for Medical

https://www.gofundme.com/f/hope-for-lebanon

Hope for Lebanon organized by Samar Seraqui De Buttafoco
gofundme.com
<p> Beirut is crying blood. Beirut is breathing toxic air. The fundraising is urgent. It… Samar Seraqui De Buttafoco needs your support fo

https://www.gofundme.com/f/lebanonneedsorg

Lebanon Needs organized by Christina Nakhle
gofundme.com
<strong>What?</strong> We founded Lebanon Needs to provide those who need it the most with essential s… Christina Nakhle needs your support

http://www.caritas.org.lb/get_involved/donate

Donate | Caritas Lebanon
Caritas Lebanon
Donate | Caritas Lebanon

https://beitelbaraka.net/donation/pay/

https://gogetfunding.com/beirut-emergency-relief/

Beirut Emergency Relief
GoGetFunding
The Explosion in Beirut today feels surreal. I am still unable to fully comprehend what has happened. My neighbourhood is destroyed, my best

https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/lebanon-relief

Help raise £5000000 to provide disaster relief after the explosion in Beirut
JustGiving
Weʼre raising money to provide disaster relief after the explosion in Beirut. Support this JustGiving Crowdfunding Page.

https://www.givingloop.org/offrejoie

Offrejoie | Rebuilding our beloved Beirut! We need your support
givingloop.org
Rebuilding our beloved Beirut! We need your support

https://www.gofundme.com/f/beirut-explosion-emergency-disaster-relief

Beirut Explosion Emergency Disaster Relief organized by Marie-Joe Noon
gofundme.com
Beirut, Lebanon's capital, was hit on August 4, 2020 with a massive explosio… Marie-Joe Noon needs your support for Beirut Explosion Emergen
4 years ago

I love that the reason Luz initially wants to fight grom is because Amity was freaking out about it. Not cuz she wants to prove herself, although that plays into it later, but because she wanted Amity to be at ease. I just... hnnnngggngg


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4 years ago

Socializing for me is like taking showers when you’re a kid. You really don’t want to get in the shower but once you’re in, you don’t want to get out. Before I go to a social event I’m nervous as heck and don’t want to go, but once I’m there I’m like... this isn’t so bad. :) Friends are good.


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4 years ago

Hold up hold up hold up. I know there might not be a lot of other people who watch both The Owl House and Harley Quinn the animated series BUT, doesn’t Grom have the same vibes as when Harely and the gang went into Ivy’s mind?????? Amity’s worst fear was about Luz and Ivy’s worst fear was about Harley.... wackkkk


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4 years ago

Y’all want to see something wild?

4 years ago

Okay y’all. I watch the owl house and you know what I noticed. Eda 100% knows that there’s something going on between Amity and Luz. Watch her reactions and comments, she knows.


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4 years ago

Oh my god I found it!

Oh My God I Found It!
Oh My God I Found It!

It’s called the Chicago Police Segway SE-3 Patroller

This is the thing I saw! It costs $12,000-$20,000 USD according to an article but I can’t get the actual retail price from Segway unless I’m part of the police, wtf. This is fucking outrageous.

Was at the airport today and saw a cop on this like, high tech fuckin, robot sitting Segway thing that must’ve cost a fortune cuz it was like, super high tech lookin, and he literally rode it up to a TV monitor in the hallway and watched a basketball game for like 20 minutes while sitting on it. So like, hell yeah, defund the fuckin police. Why buy robots for cops to slack off on when you could... idk... fund schools, or literally anything else.

4 years ago

Steps for getting the perfect body

Step one: Have a body.

Steps complete! All bodies are beautiful and perfect the way they are!


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4 years ago

Was at the airport today and saw a cop on this like, high tech fuckin, robot sitting Segway thing that must’ve cost a fortune cuz it was like, super high tech lookin, and he literally rode it up to a TV monitor in the hallway and watched a basketball game for like 20 minutes while sitting on it. So like, hell yeah, defund the fuckin police. Why buy robots for cops to slack off on when you could... idk... fund schools, or literally anything else.


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4 years ago

[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

4 years ago

Mood, but also, comfyyy

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4 years ago

hey y’all! wanna take a minute of your time to help fight for the USPS?

if you haven’t heard, tr*mp is refusing to help the postal service financially during this pandemic (and beyond) in an effort to starve it of funds/resources and kill it off so it can be privatized. also:

Hey Y’all! Wanna Take A Minute Of Your Time To Help Fight For The USPS?

obviously this is not great, as tons of us rely on the USPS for all kinds of different reasons, and the privatization of this essential service would have a dramatic effect on the entire nation. namely: voting by mail would become nonexistent (❗️), and the cost of shipping mail and goods will change astronomically.

if this sounds terrible to you (and if you live in the us, then it should!), then text USPS to 50409 to sign the petition and instantly send a signed letter to your senators and representatives. it’s fast, easy, and it’s action that you can take right now.

the letter urges your senators to make the financial support of the USPS a priority, and outlines why the USPS is an essential service in our country that must be defended. here’s my letter:

Hey Y’all! Wanna Take A Minute Of Your Time To Help Fight For The USPS?

don’t want to use the text service/send an electronic letter? mail a paper letter to your senator’s office.

you can also call your senators and house representatives at (202)224-3121 and urge them to support the USPS financially.

you can also buy a roll of stamps right now to help financially support the USPS on an individual level!

in conclusion: please take a minute to help support the USPS in any way you can. this is an important issue that affects all of us here in the US.

it would be AWESOME if you could reblog this & spread it, or if you’d rather not reblog this post, then i encourage you to make your own post on the social media of your choice and share with your friends.

thx!

4 years ago

Oh this hit all my red flags, I've torn down 3 already just walking Malaya to the park

Oh This Hit All My Red Flags, I've Torn Down 3 Already Just Walking Malaya To The Park
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