Latest Posts by ishallcallyousquishy - Page 4

You cannot convince me that men who are overly obsessed with football are not touch deprived. They want to play football so they have an excuse to tightly squeeze their homie or get tightly squeezed by their homie. That’s it. End of story.

“Testing him off into space” 😂😂😂

Also, if you think I didn’t read this entire thing you are sorely mistaken

Did I make a PowerPoint on why Supercorp should be canon? Yes..yes I did, and I came with receipts ☕️

🧡🤍💗 yep

Find Your Flag and Reblog

💗💜💙 = Bisexual

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 = Pride or Gay

💗💛💙 = Pansexual

💙💗🤍💗💙 = Transgender

💜🤍💚 = GenderQueer

💗🤍💜🖤💙 = Genderfluid

💛🤍💜🖤 = Non-Binary

💗💚💙 = Polysexual

🧡🤍💗 = Lesbian

🏳️‍🌈 = use this if yours is  not here

I am so sorry if yours is not here. As you all probably now there is no grey heart and so many other colors so I could not make quite a few of them. For the lesbian flag I could not get all the shades right so I got some help from mostvaluabledoesart and this is what they came up with. I tried I really did. Feel free to make your own.

For example I am the bi 💗💜💙 

@hufflexpuff @duckiesocks @im-oknutzy-trash @mostvaluabledoesart @that-one-ravenclaw-writer

Ferb! I know what we’re going to do today!

*cocks gun*

“capitalism is necessary to encourage progress” and then oil companies spend literal billions successfully lobbying against clean energy

Luz Noceda, very noice.

alright girls and gays,

which cartoon protagonist are you?

Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia

Okay but like, we know Willow works out right? Picture this, Luz and Willow working out together and Will ow training Luz to help her get rid of her weak nerd arms. 🥺

Oh my god guys! I just had a great idea!

So we all know the amazing eco brutalist architecture...

This stuff. Brilliant. Amazing. Show stopping...

Anyways, what if instead of clearing black people out of their prospering towns to make room for parks and reserves (looking at you Central Park😡) what if we started to make VERTICAL PARKS. Like, make a building in areas that might be too cramped for space and like, plant a crap ton of moss, flowers, plants and shit. Moss is better at making oxygen than trees anyways, so the air at the park would be mega crisp. And you could make like a cute little complex irrigation system inside. Have the building open to anyone for anytime. There needs to be tons of windows and benches to sit on and look out of them. Like???? It would be perfect and beautiful??? Why hasn’t this been done?

Has anyone done this yet?

Idea I just had for a TV show or book or something...

A small group of assassins that don’t take jobs from other people, don’t get paid, they’re just regular working class people with day jobs BUT their hit list is solely made up of the 100-some people responsible for destroying our environment, like big oil hoarders and billionaires. I just think that would be neat, if those people were gone...

Did I just see a gif set of April and Sterling two days ago? Yes. Did I binge all of season one in two days because of it? Also yes.

Saw this in my textbook and found it very interesting that it’s VERY clear who is hurting the environment, the developed countries, by a lot.

For those who unaware of this song, this first line is, “sorry I didn’t kiss you but it’s all because I wanted to” soooo

Having a day. Almost cried because Clairo’s “Bubblegum” just really hit different now that I have a crush on my best friend that lives half way across the country.

Having a day. Almost cried because Clairo’s “Bubblegum” just really hit different now that I have a crush on my best friend that lives half way across the country.

7+8=15 2+4+1=7 ...75

I love "how do you do math?" questions. Here's how my brain does it:

How about you guys?

Okay, just watched the live action Mulan and... I was incredibly attracted to the hawk woman... does this... does this make me a furry?

OK So with the shit with the USPS going on:

1. Check your Voter registration to make sure everything is up to date.  If you can, request a Mail-In Ballot.  I live in CO, where all elections are Mail-In only now, so I get one anyway.

2. Fill out your ballot per the instructions on your Ballot.  Some Notes:

Read Instructions thoroughly, and fill out your Ballot in private.

Do NOT post pictures of your Ballot as this may invalidate it.  DO Post pictures of your “I Voted” sticker.

Make sure to vote for all the offices up for election- as important as the presidential election is, your mayor, governer, local school board and sherrif have a MUCH bigger impact on your immediate safety and quality of life.  Google your candidates, look up the Leauge of Women Voter’s Guides for a reliably Impartial rundown of your local candidates. 

Remember also that it is better to have someone in office that is only moderately incompotent, than it is to have someone that actively wants you dead.  It is the first step to having someone worthwhile next time.

If you wanted a third party option, your local elections are the best place to do this- my own city council has several Green Party members and it got me city-sponsored single-stream recycling! Its also moving the state legislature significantly farther left.

3. INSTEAD OF MAILING IT- LOOK UP WHERE YOUR BALLOT DROP-OFF LOCATIONS ARE. 

They’re boxes you drive or walk or bus or bike or whatever up to and drop your ballot in, and the elections officials will have it that evening. Pros of Ballot Drop-Off:

Can be turned in the same day you reccive your ballot, if you want to get this over with ASAP

Open 24/7, so you can drop it off whenever

Absolutely guaranteed to get your vote counted, regardless of what Donald does with the Post Office.

No waiting in line

No exposing yourself to the coronavirus

Most cities will have several ballot Drop-Off locations, at places like the grocery store, the county courthouse, city hall, at high schools etc.  Google your town or county name and “Ballot Drop Off Locations” and it’ll give you directions even.

Absolutely Save the USPS, but this is the BEST way to make sure your vote gets counted this

But like what if King sized beds became a thing because married royals and stuff didn’t actually want their partner touching them. you could go a solid 30 years sleeping in the same bed and even if one tried to reach over they’ll never make it across the great divide of a King size bed. you don’t even feel their warmth across the bed. So like, if you’re unhappily married to a rich man, you don’t have to deal with him trying to snuggle up in bed when you got the King size bed out and this became more popular.

Blind by ROLE MODEL

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Okay y’all, now is the time to get real serious about corona. Wear your masks. Stay social distanced. Sanitize often. Because I just met day like 20 really pretty girls in my online classes and if I don’t get the chance to meet ANY OF THEM, I WILL EAT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY

School’s starting! You know what that means!!! *slithers deeper into the abyss*

jacob blake was shot seven times in the back by cops in kenosha, wisconsin, on 23 august 2020. he is currently in critical condition and fighting for his life. here are a few links to support him and aid the pursuit of justice:

gofundme for jacob blake and his family

petition to charge the cops who shot jacob blake

milwaukee freedom fund: bail funds for protesters in kenosha

call or email kenosha state officials, compiled by twitter user @ankita_71

split a donation to bail funds across the country

feel free to add updated information or other links!

✨Luz spending a ton of time with Amity to study her abomination to learn more glyphs ✨

God I’m such a freakin useless lesbian. I see a pretty girl and my brain literally stops functioning. I went to my local gym to see if I can start a membership and the woman at the counter was cute and I asked one question and then left because I was embarrassed??? Embarrassed of just existing in her presence!?! Like ughhgggghhg what is wrong with me...

Yoooo, I live in Wisconsin and Donald Trump is going to visit Kenosha, the place where Jacob Blake was shot and protests are ongoing and the Governor essentially said that he don’t want Trump here, he’s going to make things worse. Literally everyone has told him to not come and he don’t care. Like, what do you not get??? You are not welcome here please leave

But what if the curse Lilith bought was planted???? Like, it’s too strong of a curse to just be out there among a ton of other scrolls just to buy so... what if someone planted it for Lilith to use? Idk by whom but like, it’s just too convenient you know?

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

We were in an ICT Class in the 7th grade and me and my friends all sat together and one of my friends looked up pictures of Zach Efron and was like, “He’s so attractive, he’s my celebrity crush.” And my other friend did the same with Tom Holland and other celebrities. And then I was like, “???? They’re not that hot, have you seen Zendaya? Sabrina Carpenter? Dove Cameron? Kiera Knightly? (List of other amazing actresses) Like? They’re all MUCH hotter than any of those guys” and my friends just looked at me and was like, “they’re all women, are you gay???” And me having never really entertained the thought of being gay was like, “no??? Doesn’t everyone find them incredibly attractive??” And then they told me to name one male that would be my ultimate celebrity crush and I panicked because I literally didn’t know of any male celebrities I found attractive so I just picked the first Chris that came to me, Chris Hemsworth. He was my go-to for a long time. Thanks Mr Hemsworth.

Ladies! Let's start a thread! What is your earliest memory of feeling or thinking something gay?

I'll go first: On first grade, we were having lunch and this cute girl on my class was leaning over the table chatting excitedly about something, and I wondered what would happen if I kissed her.

I want Luz to do and Olaf type recount of what happened and Amity the entire time is just 😦

Okay, but like imagine them trying to recap the events of ep. 18 and ep 19 to Amity.

Spoilers for Owl House finale

Amity: So in the days I was gone, you tried to steal a relic from The Coven to heal Eda.

Luz: Yep.

Amity: And you two helped her.

Willow and Gus: Well,duh.

Amity: And then YOU caught them and used Luz as bait.

Lilith: ...yes...

Amity: Which lead to a battle between you and Eda.

Eda: I would've won.

Amity: And during the battle you let slip that you cursed your sister.

Lilith: Not my finest moment.

Amity: Then you tried to murder Luz.

Lilith:

Eda:

Luz:

Willow:

Gus:

Amity:

Lilith: Okay, definitely not my best moment.

Amity: So Eda turned into the Owl Beast.

Eda: Yep.

Luz: I cried.

Amity: Then you and King decided to save her and got arrested to break Eda out of being Petrified.

Luz: Yep.

King: Sounds about right.

Amity: So if I'm right, you were almost turned to stone.

Eda: Yeah, that wasn't fun.

Lilith: It really wasn't.

Amity: You betrayed The Emperor and shared Eda's curse.

Lilith: Correct.

Amity: You lost your magic.

Eda: It'll take some getting used to.

Amity: You faced The Emperor and destroyed the portal to the Human World.

Luz: And managed to break off a piece of The Emperor's mask!

Amity: And you two more or less organized an accidental rebellion in hopes they wouldn't turn Eda to stone...

Willow: But it worked.

Gus: They all agreed.

Amity: I MISSED ALL OF THAT?!