Windows Users Will Do Anything Except Try An Alternative

introverts be like "i know a good spot" and then go home

i love it when a fandom agrees on one particular portmanteau ship name and you can tell it’s because the alternatives are all atrocious. like i don’t know anything about glee but even i know that they only call it “klaine” because no one would be able to take it seriously if it was “blurt”

"you'll pay for this" - me as a cashier

imagine you had to do some big presentation at work and when you showed up they'd painted a mural of you doing the presentation in the foyer complete with all your coworkers some of whom are dead or in svalbard and you did your presentation in an ominously lit room and then your manager did a comedy bit with an animatronic and also brought in a whole ass marching band. and the whole time you're worrying about your dead wife in the basement

last night I had a dream about an episode of community which ended abruptly because abed started to notice the logical inconsistencies and realized it was a dream and woke me up

slow passionate deep strokes while your hands are around my neck and you’re threatening to squeeze harder if I don’t cum

🫠🥴

Who wants to see the ladders professor go higher!

absolutely encouraging start to the osha training