Northern Luzon Cloud Rat (Phloeomys Pallidus)

every day i get messages from beautiful women named Bartery power 15%

Rats from Soulcalibur

where's that "was anyone gonna tell me" meme when you need it because holy shit did the bird app just slap me in the face with this

(and yes, it's real and terrifying tbh)

Adorable vlei rat.

you know people say being a meatmancer is not a real job. but who do you think makes the hamburger and chicken thigh do their sultry little dance when theres a sale at the grocery store?

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

one of the best academic paper titles

Next time you make a grilled cheese sandwich, instead of cooking it in butter, try inventing a special glue that lets you walk up and down any surface

[ID: Two photos of a gray squirrel sitting in a tree with a cookie half the size of its body held in its mouth. End ID]

Oh to be a squirrel with a big cookie...

Eastern gray squirrel (sciurus carolinensis)

November 1st, 2024

Bagley Nature Area, Duluth, Minnesota

a fun fact about springhares: they glow pink under UV light! scientists speculate it's possible predators may be UV-sensitive, but also contend it could be a big evolutionary accident.

(Image credit: Olson et al., doi: 10.1038/s41598-021-83588-0)

Another such rodent that glows for some??? reason is the Southern Flying Squirrel (Glaucomys volans)

(Image credit: Lee H. Rentz)

russian art doll lookin thang