Sorry For Lashing Out At You Dude. In My Rage I Mistook You For A Piece Of Shit

(he was the size of a hotdog.)

Found this big guy traped on the stairs at my house (he was the size of a hotdog). Did some searching and found out he's a death head hawkmoth caterpillar, pretty cool. We made sure to leave him near some plants he can eat and checked if he would survive the cold. He should be fine and will be an adorable omen of death in a couple of months.

me, each and every day with my rat children

every day i get messages from beautiful women named Bartery power 15%

this is sort of cousins with my favorite practice, which is replying "yeah, that's what i've been saying" after any weird sound or audible bodily function.

roommate's cat: mrorow?

me: yeah, that's what i've been saying!

I enjoy adding "as one does" in parentheses after describing a strange thing to do (as one does).

best thing about tumblr is seeing pictures of Weird Creatures I’d never heard of before

✨ms paint story telling✨ lets watch the aurora!

The shape of a fish's caudal tail can tell you a lot about how fast the fish moves! A rounded tail is the slowest and a lunate tail is the fastest! The lunate tail has the most optimal ratio of high thrust and low draw, making it the fastest.

Ichthyology Notes 2/?

stop apologizing for going off on long tangents or rambling in the group chats and discords. that is self-defeating language and it associates guilt with being excited or whatever. instead you should frame it as "so uh anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk on my pokemon oc's relationship to ethics and science whoops". it's funny it keeps the mood light it makes it easier to continue a conversation without the whole feeling of "do i tell them no its okay? like do i need to reassure them???" etc

NEVERMIND AND FUCK EVERYTHINF I SAID. I WILL BE ACCEPTING NO LESS THAN HEIHACHI LEVEL STANDARDS FROM ANY AND ALL BALDING PEOPLE HENCEFORTH.

might be an unpopular opinion but i feel like if you're balding enough you should just shave that shit and be completely bald. stop hanging onto whatever you have left it never looks good. own your baldness