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Me coming home after another unsucseful date to a house filled with cats and crushes on fictional characters

Apprentice questionnaire

@thearcanaweek I’ve been sitting on this list for an age and I figured the free-day might be a good chance to share it maybe it will help someone or amuse them. The questions are grouped together loosely in a theme and get weirder as you go down.

What is their full name?

Zodiac sign

In detail describe how they look 

How old are they?

What clothes to they like to wear?

What’s their favorite piece of clothing?

Any piercings? 

Do they have any other jewelry they wear?

Any tattoos?

How old are they?

What do they smell like?

What are their four trinkets?

GOVERNMENT MANDATED FERSONA 

What kind of magic are they good at?

What kind of magic are they bad at?

Of the four, six or seven magical elements which are they most connected to? Four: fire,air water earth. six: fire,air,water, wood,earth, metal. Seven:fire, air, water, wood, earth, metal, aither.

What does their gateway look like prior to their memory loss?  What does it look like afterwards?

Do they have a familiar? If they do. What type of animal is it? What is it’s name? Is it still around after they lost their memory?

Have they ever cursed someone?

How do they handle those headaches/migraines?

What tarot card do they connect the most with?

Where were they born?

What is their favorite color?

What is their least favorite color?

Are they right handed, left handed or ambidextrous?

What were they like as a child?

What were their parents like?

Do they have any siblings? If the answer is yes how many?

Do they have any other relatives they are close with?

What are they afraid of?

What do they identify as?

Do they have any allergies? 

Do they have any other medical problems?

What about mental health issues? 

What’s that personal hygiene regimen like? 

Favorite rock or gemstone? 

Favorite tree?

Favorite type of weather?

Least favorite type of weather?

What is their favorite season? (remember winter is summer and spring is fall)

How many languages could they speak before the memory loss? How many do they currently speak?

Do they sing or play any instruments?

What do they tend to joke about?

After a stressful day how do they relax?

Guilty pleasures?

idiosyncrasies?

How do they act when they first meet someone new? How quickly do they warm up to them?

In what order would they prioritize Love, fame, money, power, and knowledge?

List four or more things they love to do

List four or more things they hate to do

List five or more things they have said that sum up who they are

How do they react to (both verbal and physical) conflict?

What kind of bad habits to they have?

What kind of character faults do they have?

What’s their best trait in their opinion?

What do they think of their appearance?

How do they interact with people in a position of authority? 

Who did they look upto as a kid?

How do they interact with kids?

Do they want kids of their own someday?

Are they religious? If so what god/goddess or gods/goddesses do they worship?

What do they think the meaning of life is?

What would they want their last words to be?

What do they want to do before they die?

What/how do they want to be remembered for after they die?

How do they express affection?

What do they normally eat for breakfast?

Do they like spicy food?

Favorite fruit and or vegetable?

Do they like sweets?

Do they drink alcohol? If they do, what do they act like when their drunk?

How do they take their tea/coffee?

What food would they refuse to eat?

Is there anything they eat that most people would find unappealing?

When going on the road what food could they not live without?

What meal gives them a sense of nostalgia?

What do they do when no one’s around?

How would they react if a prized possession got stolen?

What’s the first thing they would buy if they won the lottery?

What would their favorite modern invention be?

In a new unfamiliar place what do they do?

Someone just threatened them what do they do?

A rather well rich looking woman just dropped her purse and didn’t notice. What do they do?

What’s the worst thing someone has said to them?

What is the strangest thing they’ve ever come across?

Someone just stole food from them what do they do?

They meet a man at a crossroads. The man says they can have everything they’ve ever wanted. What happens next?

As a child what would they say they wanted to be as an adult?  ie. When I grow up I’m going to _______

What’s their D&D alignment?

What is the stupidest thing they’ve ever done?

Have they ever got in trouble with the law or been arrested?

Do they know how to win a fight?

Are they good at hand to hand combat?

Have they ever stolen something?

Have they ever killed someone?

What/who do they find disgusting?

What upsets them the most?

What anime character would they be?

What disney character would they be?

What monster would they be?

What mythological figure would they be?

List three songs that you associate with them.

I’m going to re-blog it with then more adult questions for those that want them.

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

—𝓸𝓬𝓬𝓾𝓹𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷: 𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓽 ;

_____ is the newest – and youngest – addition to the Avengers team. Rich, important parents, incredibly smart. Trained in gymnastics, martial arts, acrobatics and more. Got a face that she knows will get her anything she wants; the long lashes, the doe eyes and lips that she just has to pout to get her way. She’s a brat – and everyone knows that Steve thinks so because he’s constantly reprimanding her as if she’s the toddler she throws tantrums like.

ONGOING

♕ = smut 

part 1: brat

part 2: and again

part 3: hot girl summer ♕ 

part 4: dreams do come true (in new orleans)

part 5: a degree of fancy

part 6: thicker than water

part 7: silver lining

DRABBLES

lesson 1 ♕

pass the salt

eat the rich ♕

midnight snack ♕

bubblegum b**** ♕

sober thoughts

the witching hour ♕

the boss

the relapse

the stealth suit 

sex pollen ♕

reverse sex pollen ♕

period pains

honorary stark

“Would you go back?”

an attempt was made

one of his french girls

“let’s get married.”

the one about the piercing

the one about the dollar-bill knife

the dress

joining forces with scott lang

pre-serum steve

“please talk to me.”

meet the exes

pushing your luck

accidental mind-reading

the one where steve shaves his beard

recklessness

not taking no for an answer

midnight ride

spotify playlist

headcanons/ asks/ photosets/ miscellaneous

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hmmm spare billy x hopper! reader where hopper is....NOT a fan to say the least w a lot of sneaking around and mayhaps some getting caught? idk i don’t want you to feel like i’m just copying your steve hcs w the same kind of premise but i’m such a slut for that concept and that hc was SO GOOD

alright so your dad definitely wasn’t ready for you to start dating

like, yes you were a teenager 

and he was used to hearing you gush about how hot tom cruise is

so when he saw you hanging out with steve harrington for the first time he was like yEAH NOPE

he did everything to make sure that you and harrington never had your eyes on each other for more than two seconds

but what he didn’t know was that your eyes weren’t on steve fucking harrington

instead, they were on the californian bad boy that was billy hargrove

so when you came home from school one afternoon talking to el about something that had you smiling so wide that hopper was sure your mouth was going to begin hurting

he didn’t know what to expect

like he thought that maybe you had gotten a good grade on that math test you had been stressed about

or maybe you and el had gone shopping

so when he asked what had you so happy he definitely wasn’t expecting to find out you had a date that night

hopper probably wouldn’t even wait to find out who it was - just expecting it to be steve

so while you were rushing around your room with el trying to find something to wear and figuring out what to do with your makeup

hop would call up harrington and before steve could even utter a hello hopper would just be like “listen here, you better treat my little girl with nothing but respect tonight, do you understand?”

and steve would just be like ???? “what are you talking about sir?”

so hopper would roll his eyes and be like “you’re taking my daughter out tonight aren’t you?”

and just as steve went to say no a loud horn would sound from outside the cabin

hopper would watch as you hugged el and she wished you good luck

you’d give him a wave and rush outside to greet billy who was smoking a cigarette and leaning on the passenger side door that he had opened for you

hopper would watch and be like “who in gods name is that?” to el because he couldn’t see that far away

he’s getting old okay

our precious baby would just be like “billy”

hopper would frown but then realisation set in and he’d look down at his little girl and be like “billy hargrove?”

and el would just nod and hopper would feel his anger grow

because don’t try telling me that he hasn’t pulled billy over a couple of times for speeding lmao

so hopper would slam the front door shut once he realised that you were gone

and sit down on the couch with a couple of beers as he and el watched a couple of pg-rated movies before he sent her to bed when it was her bedtime

you wouldn’t get home until like twelve in the morning

so you’d try to sneak in without waking anyone up

but hopper would be waiting in his chair, his tenth beer bottle hanging loosely between his fingers as his arm was loosely over the arm rest

he was binge drinking because he was worried about you

he’d probably give you a heart attack as you tip-toed over to your room

clearing his throat and being like “and where have you been young lady?” before switching on the lamp

it was then that he noticed that your shirt was definitely on backwards

and MY GOD WOULD HE GET MAD

but he tried to keep his anger in check because he didn’t want to wake el up

he’d look at you with his stern-disappointed facial expression that made you want to cry

because you hated when your dad was mad at you

and he’d just point at you with his free hand, before standing up and being like “we’ll talk about this in the morning when el’s with her friends and i can yell at you.”

so you’d nod and rush into your room, changing and going to bed with a bad feeling in your stomach

you’d wake up later than normal since you got to bed late

and walk out to find your dad at the dining table, breakfast ready for the both of you

as soon as his eyes caught sight of you, they’d narrow and he’d point to the seat opposite him

so you’d silently walk over and sit down, taking the plate of eggos that he had slid towards you

and he’d just be like “we’ve got to talk”

so you’d nod and try to play dumb like “about what?” already knowing full well that he was about to grill you for dating billy

what he didn’t know was that you and billy had been secretly seeing each other the last couple of months because you didn’t want your dad finding out

hopper would swallow the eggo that he was chewing and wipe his mouth with the back of his hand before pointing at you with his fork

“i don’t want you seeing that Hargrove boy anymore, understood?”

“why?”

“because i said so. he’s bad news and i don’t want you caught up in that, did you know that i had to pull him over the other week because he almost ran over a bunch of kids.”

you did know because billy crawled through your window that night and told you 

“he can be a… reckless driver” you tried to nonchalantly shrug it off but hopper wasn’t having it

“i’d rather you go out and screw around with harrington if it meant that you were far far away from hargrove.”

“dad, you haven’t even met him though!”

but hopper would shut up your pleas with a raise of his hand before standing up and kissing your forehead telling you that he was going to work

and that you were grounded

so you’d call billy up when he drove away, cancelling your plans for that night

and billy would just be like “babe that’s totally fine, i can climb through your window like every other time”

so you’d reluctantly agree

that night you’d be waiting in your room, your dad and el already retreated to bed

and billy would arrive, knocking on your window three times to alert you that he was there and about to climb in so you didn’t throw a lamp at him

like you did the first time he tried to sneak in to surprise you

the window would be wide open as your boyfriend tried to clamber in

and usually he could do it without a problem

but for some fucking reason this time his leg got caught on the window ledge and he fell face first onto the floor with a loud bang

and you’d clench your jaw and listen for any sign that he woke your lil household up

when nothing came you’d ask him if he was okay and he’d nod before giving you a kiss and muttering a “i missed you so much” into your mouth

you’d giggle and be like “but you saw me yesterday”

which would pull the cheesy response of “still, that’s too long” from your boyfriend who was now hovering over you on your bed for a make out

and then you’d hear it

a loud set of knocking on your door followed by the familiar voice of your dad

“Y/N, i swear to god if i walk in your room and hargrove is there i will ground you for the rest of your life!”

billy would scramble off you, fucking the both of you up by falling off your bed and let out a string of “shit! fuck! my back!”

you’d be like “shut the fuck up!” while trying not to giggle at your boyfriend who was trying to crawl under your bed

and with that your dad would storm in

his cheeks red in anger and you’d just sigh and tell billy to get up

billy was seriously considering throwing a pillow at hopper and just nose diving out your window

hopper would stare at the both of you before his gaze settled on the mullet-headed boy who was most definitely scared shitless

you’d notice billy beginning to panic 

we all know our baby would get flashbacks of his dad storming into his room the exact same way with the same facial expression

so you’d be quick to jump off your bed and rush over to your boyfriend who’s eyes glistened with unshed tears and his breathing became erratic

and you’d pull him into your arms, gently shushing him and speaking sweet nothings into his ear

all while hopper just stood there in confusion watching you calm billy down

and all hop could think was “fuck did i really scare the kid that bad?”

however once billy was calm and seated on your bed hopper would ask what the hell just happened 

and you were going to tell him to let it go, but billy would tell you that it was okay

finally feeling like it was time to tell an authority figure what was going on in his house

once hop found out he’d realise why billy was seemingly so self-destructive

and also see how much you both relied on each other 

especially the curly haired californian boy who was constantly looking to you for reassurance while he told hopper the stuff his piece of shit father did to him

you best believe hopper would try his best to get billy out of that fucking house

he’s the chief of police and has somewhat of a pull

he’d also tell billy that he was welcome over anytime he needed to get away while the investigation into neil happened

billy would be so grateful for your dad!!

they’d probably end up becoming bros as fuck

like you’d come home to find them both watching a baseball match with each other, beers in both their hands as they looked up to greet you before going back to the game

or sometimes you’d find them both trying to teach el how to read and do homework

el would also end up adoring billy

and although it would lowkey feel like your dad and sister were stealing your boyfriend

you knew that billy had never had a stable family life and that your lil family of misfits was becoming the closest thing to the family he had never had before

iM SOFT™️ 

the 6

I’m just posting this to save it don’t judge

Imagine working in a brothel and Geralt being your first customer (smut)

(Long smut ahead! Had some fun writing for Geralt! Hope it isn’t too much of a mess! Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/credit to the original owners.)

You hadn’t wanted this job nor were you in any way interested in it but the people that found you and was supposed to be your “family” decided otherwise. Without caring for your fate, they sold you the instant they had known you were a virgin. Being given such a high price for you, they took their coins and left you at the brothel.

You were now left on your own, and found yourself trying to go through day to day your new way of life. To your luck, you had always managed to evade any men that made you uncomfortable despite the efforts of the owners to try and sell you, you worked hard to make those men like to leave you alone.

It was beginning to be silly to the other girls and even a bet amongst the men to see who could finally have you and actually seduce you to let yourself be touched. You were adamant about not wanting to bed anyone and were quite vocal about it and to your surprise the owners were beginning to soften towards you.

They let you work around as a waitress in the meanwhile, still trying to offer you up for a high price and convince you to at least give a try at some of the clients, insisting you’ll get a higher pay. You still refused and had gotten away with all of it and were quite proud of your reputation, and the power you had over the owners.

However, that all came to a stop the day, the man or rather the Witcher they called “The White Wolf”, put a the biggest bag of gold you had ever seen on the table and demanded for you for the next nights he was staying for.

~~

Geralt had heard a lot from you from his travel companion Jaskier, often being told tales about how you were giving most men who visited you trouble, and managing to still get their money for yourself at the same time.

He was told you were quite a beauty to the eyes and how many had tried to persuade you yet no one could ever seem to make you budge or even want to be with them for one more second. It all fuelled his curiosity and even made him want to give a try and prove to everyone else he could do such a thing, surely soon enough, he did what he had to cross paths with you, walking right into your workplace.

From the instant his eyes met yours, he had a feeling you were the one. Your eyes went wide to meet his bronze gaze, your cheeks turning beet red to look up at his sheer size and your sudden nervousness as you’d serve him was enough to make him understand you were the virgin, Jaskier and everyone else around spoke of.

It didn’t take long for him to ask for your name and shyly you responded, a mere meek “Y/N” you answered to him while he barely had time to introduce himself as his companion did so for him with a big grin, impatient to see how it would all go down.

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