Shoutout To All The Bitches Who Read Fics Where Actors Or Characters Are Your Dad Cause Your Real One's

Write down everything that happens in the story, then in the second draft, make it look like you knew what you were doing all along. -Neil Gaiman

Done something no one asked for, just have to get this idea out of my head~ It’s not a clean work but hey, it’s something!

When I first heard the song, I can’t help but have to do this  (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡ 

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“So why is he in prison?”

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V FOR VENDETTA (2005) dir. James McTeigue

Muriel Smut part 3. The most smut. There will be one more part after this. I know it’s long. But I enjoyed writing it. 18+, NSFW. Enjoy my thirsty hot trash.=D

Pumpkin bread P3~

Your hands clasp your mouth in shock and embarrassment. Did I just say that?

“Muriel– I.” You start to feel yourself fall backwards, he catches you before your back hits the floor, still trying to get his breath under control. You still cover your hot face with your hands tightly, as he sits you up and pulls you into his chest. He awkwardly struggles to find some words. “….Uh…what was– …….Did that– …..was that–….are you ok–?”

You finally blurted out, “Oh god! I’m so sorry!”

“What–wh–why are you apologizing?” Frustration and confusion in his voice.

“I don’t know! Because of Asra!” Your voice is muffled as you speak through your hands.

“Because of…What? What do you mean ‘because Asra’?”

“…..He made a stupid pumpkin bread with seduction elixir. He left it on the freakin’ table in the back room.”

“… what?”

You eye peers through your parted fingers. “…….And– and I ate some of it.”

“Uuuuhhhhhhhh…….” He blankly stares at you. “Why?”

“I was hungry!! I didn’t know! You know how I love pumpkin bread!”

You start to feel your heartbeat ringing in your ears again. This moment of sanity isn’t going to last long. Tears start to overwhelm your eyes but you don’t dare show them.

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A Perfect Gentleman (Jasper Hale x Reader)

Pairings: Jasper Hale x Reader

Warnings: Swearing, Smut, Unprotected Sex, Daddy Kink, Praise Kink

Word Count: 1.5k+

A/N: So I haven’t written smut in a good couple weeks so I’m sorry if this isn’t the greatest. Also, I blame @alex-ivar-minx for this.  She is 100% to blame. 

The light pouring of rain pounded on the roof as you woke up from your nap.  Yawning, you looked at the clock and realized you took a much longer nap than usual.  It was nearing 8pm as you sprung up in bed.  

Your mother was out of town on a business trip per usual and your father, well, lets not get into that. He’s not around anymore.  Walking down the stairs you made your way to the kitchen as you filled up a cup of water.  Making your way back up the stairs to your bedroom you saw your phone blinking with a notification.  

Jasper: I hope you enjoyed your nap beautiful.  Emmett and I should be back soon from hunting. I’ll come over as soon as I’m done. I miss you xoxo

You smiled as you read the text.  Jasper had been your boyfriend for a little over a year now and you had known all about his and his entire family’s secret.  Of course you wouldn’t tell, you were in love with the guy.  He was everything you could have dreamed of; a perfect southern gentleman during the day, and a sex god by night.

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Oil Stains White Lace (18+)

This is a part two to my first smut fic here. 

It made me so happy that the first fic went so well. I knew I needed to have a part two to my idea story concept I had made up. I hope you enjoy reading! Also I honestly don’t know if its a compass or a clock so I’m going with clock.

Warning: Their is still smut involved, choking, biting, degration, dirty talk, mentions of blood/gore, all in good fun of course. :) It’s still a porn with a plot so read the dinner to get to the dessert. Lol

Summary: You knew you had to see him again, but you weren’t sure when. After this first scare, you were left with a deep desire to see him again soon, hoping he at least felt the same. He still put up the facade that he despised you, but it was wearing rather thin. The next time he saw you again, how long could he be able to hold himself back? A man like him had a way of planning ahead.

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Welcome to Avengers Academy

Meet your new principal Nick Fury

-Definitely a hardass… but he cares about all of his staff and students deep down

-No hats on in the building

-He don’t care if he’s the principal, he’ll cuss you out if you cross him 

Your new art teacher

-The teacher that also acts as the school therapist in a way

-If he finds out someone is bullying you, he’s one of the first to do something about it

-Really wants to see everyone do well

-A bit shy at first but opens up and loves when the students get him caught up with slang and pop culture

Your home ec teacher

-Everyone legit thinks she’s a witch 

-Her deserts are otherworldly 

-She’s the youngest teacher so naturally everyone loves her

-Def makes you cookies or something for your birthday

Your history teacher

-Everyone thought he’d be a hardass but he’s actually funny

-Teaches history as though he was there

-On the first day of class told you to throw away your history books cos he’s gonna teach you the real shit 

Your English & literature teacher

-Gets super passionate about literature

-Def the fun teacher

-Him and Steve are probably the #1 favorite male teachers

-Has students act out Shakespeare 

Your music teacher

-Puts everyone on GOOD music

-Cracks everyone up but can be serious in seconds

-His class is probably the most fun because he incorporates both oldschool and modern music

Your science teacher

-Was super shy at first but opened up to his students and formed real relationships with them

-Starts a study group for his struggling students

Your Engineering teacher 

-The school legit created this class so that Tony could be a teacher

-Sarcastic as hell to his students but loves them all deep down

-Gives students creative freedom and encourages everyone to invent things

Your foreign language teacher

-A PUSHER

-She just wants you to succeed

-Oddly motherly 

-Teaches French, Spanish, Italian and Russian

Your women and genders studies teacher

- #1 teacher

-Students can tell her anything

-She geeks over 90s music with her students

-Brings her cat to class 

-Gives women in her class an excused absence on the first day of their periods

Your gym teacher/ ASL teacher *I prefer deaf hawkeye*

-Teaches American Sign Language and gym

-Oddly a father figure

-Definitely shows off 

-Surprisingly a super good teacher 

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