Guess This Episode Has Been On The Mind A Lot

Kisses u on the forehead then proceeds to hang you on my chreemas tree

@laurzzz I need to you know that I kept this near to my heart (my inbox) so I could look at it and never lose it (buried) and it always makes my silly little heart a little warmer

this is why we do it, boys

Sunshine <3

Good morning, Starshine!

some of you need to make your bed and have a shower with a soap that smells nice, and then sit in a chair near the window and have tea with milk and read a hardcover book and see how your creative block is after that tbh.

I TRUSTED YOU

Starts bothering you

You have never been sexier to me

*tosses a cheese slice at you*

*crawls all over your dash, finds a small dark corner, curls up and watches you*

Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.

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Have a moon doodle while I battle this art block