Lately Ive Been Bedridden With A Terrible Case Of I Dont Wanna

reblog & tag how old you were in 2006

US federal forms after that one executive order

this is my favourite thing ever

Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust

sisyphus doesn’t need everyone imagining him happy. imagine me. what about me?

is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me

this is hands down my favourite philomena cunk moment

The english language is so confusing that sometimes I'm tempted to go to the french side of the internet, settle down over there, and every time someone starts telling me shit about how bad my french is, I can let them know that the only reason I'm not fluent in french like I'm fluent in english is because the english won the colonialism. I would be a fluent francophone if it weren't for the french being the second best in their own game.

that look The Nuancer gives you when a generalization walks in

if you need a pat on the head right now I got u covered

*pat pat*