This Is Hands Down My Favourite Philomena Cunk Moment

Just overheard some guy ask the teacher what 'respectively' means.

He'll be able to vote in elections in around a year btw

Orange Haze gang wya

I don’t remember much from middle school. Mainly just the Green haze.

if you need a pat on the head right now I got u covered

*pat pat*

that look The Nuancer gives you when a generalization walks in

I think covid pulled some kinda psychic ripcord for anyone already primed for political derangement. The combinaton of social isolation and algorithm-driven radicalization just broke people. Everyone I talk to has a story of some relative that nobody talks to anymore.

The english language is so confusing that sometimes I'm tempted to go to the french side of the internet, settle down over there, and every time someone starts telling me shit about how bad my french is, I can let them know that the only reason I'm not fluent in french like I'm fluent in english is because the english won the colonialism. I would be a fluent francophone if it weren't for the french being the second best in their own game.

This is immensely funny to me

the student said, "i'm reading a zen buddhist cookbook. with no recipes." and the teacher replied, "ah, dogen's instructions for the cook, written in 1237?" "yeah," said the student, "it's saying not to let rats fall into the rice pot"

heist film but instead of a bank vault or casino, it's a group of moms & grandmas (outraged over grocery prices) holding a Costco's hostage while they steal all the food

getting unzipped has to feel so good for the compressed file