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I am a Cancer and that's why I don't like the way you think you can't get a good night's sleep.

I’m a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home.

reblog if you want to kiss someone rn

Reblog if you wouldn't mind if your partner had self harm scars. I want to prove a point to myself that I'm not repulsive.

I hate my scars, and try to scrub them away just about every night. But no, scars don’t define a person. I wouldn’t mind if my partner had scars.

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

no way no fucking way....

NO fuckifn way

If you see this post, go do one (or all) of these three things:

Go make your bed (seriously, it takes like five minutes and you’ll thank yourself later)

Give someone a compliment. It could be a family member, a friend, or a stranger (it could make their day!)

Do something you’ve been putting off for a while, whether it be homework, laundry, or cleaning your room (life gets so much easier when you stop thinking about how much you don’t want to do something and just do it)

Me too

This one’s from Bluechair! http://bluechair-webtoon.com