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You’ve reached the automated answering system of the department of burning money.
caught them at shift change
Modern art
I keep seeing the quote on women’s tinder profiles, “If I was meant to be controlled I would have come with a remote.”
Jokes on them, I’ve been turning women off for years without a remote.
I think his boomer machine broke
Not all heroes wear capes
Taco duck friend
I miss you buddy
We really are moving into the next era of technology
So insignificant
imagine your otp
“Danger Noodle loves the Fluffy blanket!”
(Source)
Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down
Any piece of media: The creature turns a a shade of pink because their diet consists of mostly shrimp
Me: HOW M
Peak performance
How do you catch a hawk?!