Latest Posts by iwanttohugsigma - Page 4
Should I do a headcanon of Sigma, Fyodor, and Nikolai as cats?
Sigma: Why did you drop a book on my head?
Nikolai: I wanted to see how sturdy your skull was.
I need to see the Decay of Angels in Halloween costumes. Preferably Sigma and Nikolai. Please this is a need to live.
Fyodor: Sigma, you seem happier than usual today, did something good happen?
Sigma: I have obtained a relic that has given me great happiness.
Nikolai: Someone gave him a gun. Fyodor, please take the gun away from him, he’s shot at me twice already…
Fukuzawa: Did you eat that entire bag of Reese’s?
Ranpo: In my defense, I identify as a party.
We need a Sigma protection squad. Who’s joining?
Get out of the Haunted Mansion Fyodor!
Fyodor driving with this on his car.
Nikolai and Sigma text. Don’t know how to add characters. Props to SSGLinus.
Nikolai: I’m not horny.
*Sees Fyodor and Sigma*
Nikolai: Most of the time….
I thought Sigma was making that face because he got sick from the rides. But the haunted house scenes he’s asleep on one of the props. Poor thing is sleepy.
Today's Sigma is: taking a picture with his friend!
Fyodor: Nikolai. Why did you throw Holy water at me?
Nikolai: I wanted to test if you really were a demon.
Fyodor: You’re supposed to use the liquid in the bottle, not chuck the whole thing at my head.
Nikolai: Sometimes you need more than just the water.
Fyodor: Sigma is unconscious.
Nikolai: Well if you weren’t a demon you wouldn’t have dodged it. Thus proving you are a demon.
Akutagawa: Have you thought about not being such a crybaby, weretiger?
Atsushi: Have you thought about not looking like an E-boy with a subscription to Victorian Hot Topic?
Dazai: I’m hurt. Carry me.
Chuuya: I’m not your damn servant!
Dazai: But you shot me.
Chuuya: You asked me to.
Dazai: “I was going to say ‘Chuuya shoot me a text when you get me to the station.’ I got to ‘shoot me’ and you didn’t even hesitate.
Chuuya: See you just told me to again *cocks gun*
Dazai: Is this because of what I did last night? I’m sorry!
Nikolai: Fyodor let’s get married!
Fyodor: Not this again.
Nikolai: It’ll be great! It would be a lovely wedding, beautiful colors. Me in a tux. You in a beautiful wedding dress.
Fyodor: Why am I in the wedding dress?
Nikolai: Because I top.
Fyodor: You didn’t last night.
Nikolai: *picking the petals off a rose* I want to kill him. I don’t want to kill him. I want to kill him. I don’t want to kill him….
Sigma: you need therapy.
Fyodor: Well since it’s just the four of us right now, why don’t you all be honest about how you feel about me.
Sigma: I hate you but I want to stay in my casino.
Bram: I hated you then and I hate you now.
Nikolai: I’m struggling between wanting to stab you or fuck you so I may do both.
Fyodor:
Fyodor: Sigma, how high up is that casino again?
Fyodor: Do you have anything to say Sigma?
Sigma: Hamsters are better than rats.
Nikolai: *gasp*
Fyodor: Take that back or you’re getting shot again.
Chuuya: Fuck off Dazai!
Dazai: I didn’t do anything wrong!
Chuuya: Existing.
Fyodor: I would like to get something off my chest before we start this meeting.
Nikolai: Is it your shirt?
Fyodor: *watching Nikolai torment Sigma for the 4783 rd time* I’m surrounded by idiots.
Sigma: Nikolai seems more active than usual.
Fyodor: Yes he’s been more active lately. I nearly got violated by him this morning.
Sigma: WHAT?!
Fyodor: *walks away* Locking your door at night will not save you from him Sigma. I wish you luck.
Dazai: This is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size.
Chuuya: Are you quoting an animated American movie?
Dazai: *offended* Lilo and Stitch is a classic masterpiece you uncultured slug!
Dazai: I love you Chuuya!
Chuuya: *punches Dazai into a wall*
Dazai:
Chuuya: Sorry I got scared and my fight or flight instincts kicked in.
Dazai: All I said was “I love you”.
Chuuya: Oh no it’s happening again.
Chuuya: *talking to Dazai on the phone* Stop fucking with Fyodor, he may end up catching you.
Dazai: It’s fine. Besides it’s fun fucking with the rat.
Mori: *walks up to Chuuya* Chuuya there you are. You said you had something to tell me?
Chuuya: I hope you like anal asshole because that’s what’s about to happen to you!
Mori: *panicked* Chuuya!?
(If you want to know this was a story from an old friend. Makes me laugh to this day)
~Kira~
Sigma: So what do we do now?
Nikolai: I have a solution.
Sigma: No.
Nikolai: You didn’t hear it!
Sigma: We are not killing him!
Nikolai: I wasn’t even going to suggest that!
Sigma: Then what?
Nikolai: We kidnap him then mutilate his corpse!
Bsd cats!! ♡
Look how adorable it is for them!! :>
Sigma: What are you doing?
Nikolai: Fyodor put me in time out because I nailed Bram’s coffin shut with him inside it.
Sigma: Why?
Nikolai: I was bored. It was fun.
Sigma: What did you learn?
Nikolai: Bram is a snitch.
How anime girls be standing when talking to the main character