Latest Posts by iwanttohugsigma - Page 5
Sigma: I want to hear you say the words I want you to say.
Nikolai: I love you?
Sigma: No.
Nikolai: *Pouts* I’ll behave at the meeting and not try and kill Fyodor.
Sigma: Thank you.
Nikolai: *Finishes brutally murdering someone* And yet I still feel nothing. *Eye twitches*
Fyodor: *interviewing Nikolai* Where do you see yourself in five years?
Nikolai: At your funeral.
Sigma: *hiding a knife behind his back* Nikolai. Can you handle eight inches?
Nikolai: I mean I can take Fedya just fine.
Sigma: What?
Nikolai: Forget what I said!
To the people that like the incorrect quotes.
Yes I am aware of what is going on in the story. These are incorrect quotes. These are not canon these are just fun little things. Also I ship everyone with everyone. I am not picking favorites. Please be kind to the shippers of the group they ship. If they ship X with X okay that’s fine. If they ship X with their OC it’s okay. They are fictional characters named after IRL authors. Please understand that this account is for fun. It does not fully follow the time line nor am I saying what I write is canon.
~Kira~
Today's Sigma: does NOT like magicians
Kunikida: *looking through Dazai’s phone* You nicknamed everyone on your phone. How the hell do you know who’s who?
Dazai: I sometimes forget names so what?
Kunikida: Who the hell is “Hot blonde in glasses”?
Dazai: DON’T CALL THA-
*Kunikida’s phone rings*
Dazai:
Kunikida:
Dazai: I love you?
Kunikida: Run.
Dazai: I try to be a good lover.
Chuuya: He got my boss to convince me to dress up like a vampire to trick an anemic bastard into thinking I was on his side. He then proceeded to try and drown me with said bastard.
Dazai: Yeah well you shot me.
Kunikida: WHY ARE YOU TWO IN MY APARTMENT?! ITS 3 AM IN THE MORNING!
Come October I will be making incorrect quotes for spooky month.
Also not putting many tags on this. Don’t wanna bug people when they search for a character.
~Kira~
Sigma: I wanted one thing in life. A place to call home. Instead I’m forced to live with a pigeon and his pet anemic rat.
Nikolai: You forgot the anemic rat is immortal.
Fyodor: The devil has a restraining order against me I guess.
Chuuya: Alright Akutagawa. I’m going to teach you about dating.
Akutagawa: I’m not dating the weretiger!
Chuuya: Not with that attitude.
Nikolai: I would kill you Fyodor. That’s how much I love you.
Fyodor: The term is “I would kill for you” Nikolai.
Nikolai: I know what I said *cocks gun*
Nikolai is the type to own a furby and just skin the bastard. Why? Because he wanted to. He would then leave the skinless monstrosity in someone’s room. (Probably Sigma’s) and just watch the poor victim panic as the furby begins speaking in a demonic voice.
Chuuya: *strangling Dazai*
Dazai: Would.
Chuuya: I’m trying to kill you.
Dazai: Did I stutter?
Sigma: Fyodor what are you and Nikolai doing when I’m working?!
Fyodor: What is it now Sigma?
Sigma: Nikolai just jumped me and I tried to get him off.
Fyodor: Nikolai was happy to see you. Why is it my fault?
Sigma: I pulled his braid on accident and he moaned… your name.
Fyodor: Have you gotten the talk yet?
Sigma: I lost Nikolai
Fyodor: He’s probably off thinking about how to kill me or is tormenting some innocent bystander.
Sigma: We need him on a leash.
Fyodor: He will use his ability to escape it or enjoy it too much.
Sigma: Probably enjoy being leashed if you’re holding it.
Nikolai: Don’t kink shame me
Sigma: *screams*
Chuuya: I just want to be held and loved.
Akutagawa: Didn’t you just punch Dazai after he hugged you?
Chuuya: I said I wanted to be loved, not assaulted.
Sigma: Nikolai. Your lover is immortal and you only reincarnate when they stop thinking about you. One day you die and reincarnate. What is your first thought?
Nikolai: You forgot me Fedya?
Fyodor: why did you immediately assume I am your immortal lover?
Nikolai: *cuddling Sigma* this is the first time I got to be intimate with someone that didn’t run away from me. Even Dostoy has escaped my advances.
Sigma: UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW NIKOLAI!
Nikolai: Shush. You’re ruining the moment.
Dazai: I yearn for the urn
Kunikida: Who says you’re being cremated? I’m throwing you in the nearest dumpster when you die.
Sigma: Fyodor wants me to inform you, he does not want bloodshed inside the base.
Nikolai: Yes but did he say anything about outside?
Nikolai: FEDYA! Let’s go on a date! I have a few places we can go!
Fyodor: Not right now I’m busy contemplating my life-
Nikolai: *ignoring him* First we can go to that one theme park. Then have a nice stroll in the park. Then finally the morgue!
Fyodor: Why the morgue?
Nikolai: You’ll find out later~
Fyodor: I am a man of benevolence.
Sigma: *backs away*
Fyodor: What are you doing?
Sigma: Getting as far away from you as I can before you get smote…
Dazai: *Flirting with Sigma* You still a virgin?
Sigma: Does me getting fucked over by life count as sex?
Nikolai: I’m a lovable person. I’m great to be around. People say I light up their life.
Sigma: *in the other room* WHY IS THE KITCHEN ON FIRE?!
Person: Does your terrorist organization have an HR?
Sigma: We have an entire HR department for one man.
Nikolai: ….Is this because of last night?
Gaia (my cat) kidnapped Sigma off my bed. I swear if his throat is slit I will cry.
I’ve been busy making a bracelet for Sigma. My wrist smaller than 7 inches but I am happy
I’m sorry I’m stepping away from the touchstarved fandom for a while. Been suffering severe depression and it’s getting worse by the day. Kinda avoiding all fandoms since I begin to hate it when I get depressed.