What If I Made Batman Acesexual And Gave Him A Very Complicated Relationship With His Playboy Persona

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

i stole this from twitter

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

inspired by a friend misspeaking

who can relate

I mean canonically he did

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

Dc characters as things me and my friends have said bc we are mentally stable (This is Pluto's fault)

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Steph, 15 years old: ok wait if I die before August

Tim: Please don't-

Steph: wait wait- if I die before August it'll be a funny reference

Tim: I'll put a crowbar on your grave

Tim: and a Joker card

Steph: If you put a Joker card on my grave I'll haunt you

Tim: I've watched Supernatural I know how to deal with ghosts!

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Roy: You're literally the funniest person ever cuz you were there when comedy was conceived

Jason: WHAT

Roy: You were there at the conception

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Jason: pookie why are you tweaking about Dick Grayson in the year of our lord and savior [redacted]

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Tim: Off topic but my ribs hurt lol

Kon: TAKE OFF YOUR BINDER

Tim: I'M NOT WEARING ONE

Kon: POP AN ADVIL POOK

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Tim: On my third cup of caffeine and it’s only 9 am this is like a new record for me.

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Jason pre-robin: Yeah I was smoking on the roof last night-

Dick: YOU DID WHAT

Jason: It's not like it's dangerous

Dick: -_-

Dick: I'm gonna kill you one day I swear to god Jason.